Ruin a date - with just 4 words

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  • trntbowles
    trntbowles Posts: 12 Member
    I would say “ I have an std” but I would rather be told than not told 😂
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
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    Hoonigan, that could work.
    I'll take the wheel
    Inspection and service overdue

    Better bring it in
    Check under the hood
    Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings

    Blown a head gasket.
    Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
    I don't carry cash

    Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
    Over filled with oil
    No credit... Nice *kitten*

    Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
    Need a stroker kit.
    I don't know cars 🤷‍♀️

    You gotta siphon' system
    Should use hands too
    Do as I say

    Path of least resistance.
    Need to divert fluid.
    Use the relief valve.
    Getting a little disobedient.

    Like how she purs
    And begs proper fuel
    Eager for obedience class

    Red *kitten*> red diesel.
    Those welts are deep.
    Like a feral cat.
    Needs to be tamed.

    Bruised the bumper oops
    I'll straighten you out
    Eat from my palm
    Biting hand, British Brat 💕

    Read the extra literature.
    Bent out of shape?
    Cirque du Soleil, Papi.
    She needs regular maintenance.

    Over and over again
    May never be same
    Her flexibility/durability = pleasurability
    She needs my package
  • DaleShields1504
    DaleShields1504 Posts: 77 Member
    i didn't pull out :D
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  • DaleShields1504
    DaleShields1504 Posts: 77 Member
    where is my change?
  • suziecue25
    suziecue25 Posts: 289 Member
    I only drink champagne
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    Is it in yet?
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Hoonigan, that could work.
    I'll take the wheel
    Inspection and service overdue

    Better bring it in
    Check under the hood
    Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings

    Blown a head gasket.
    Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
    I don't carry cash

    Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
    Over filled with oil
    No credit... Nice *kitten*

    Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
    Need a stroker kit.
    I don't know cars 🤷‍♀️

    You gotta siphon' system
    Should use hands too
    Do as I say

    Path of least resistance.
    Need to divert fluid.
    Use the relief valve.
    Getting a little disobedient.

    Like how she purs
    And begs proper fuel
    Eager for obedience class

    Red *kitten*> red diesel.
    Those welts are deep.
    Like a feral cat.
    Needs to be tamed.

    Bruised the bumper oops
    I'll straighten you out
    Eat from my palm
    Biting hand, British Brat 💕

    Read the extra literature.
    Bent out of shape?
    Cirque du Soleil, Papi.
    She needs regular maintenance.

    Over and over again
    May never be same
    Her flexibility/durability = pleasurability
    She needs my package

    Higher and higher maybe.
    Same? Boring in disguise.
    His authority, virility, masculinity.
    She wants it all.
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    I love the Patriots
  • Teenybudda
    Teenybudda Posts: 206 Member
    Do you like crabs??
    (*whilst looking at my crotch*)
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Hoonigan, that could work.
    I'll take the wheel
    Inspection and service overdue

    Better bring it in
    Check under the hood
    Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings

    Blown a head gasket.
    Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
    I don't carry cash

    Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
    Over filled with oil
    No credit... Nice *kitten*

    Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
    Need a stroker kit.
    I don't know cars 🤷‍♀️

    You gotta siphon' system
    Should use hands too
    Do as I say

    Path of least resistance.
    Need to divert fluid.
    Use the relief valve.
    Getting a little disobedient.

    Like how she purs
    And begs proper fuel
    Eager for obedience class

    Red *kitten*> red diesel.
    Those welts are deep.
    Like a feral cat.
    Needs to be tamed.

    Bruised the bumper oops
    I'll straighten you out
    Eat from my palm
    Biting hand, British Brat 💕

    Read the extra literature.
    Bent out of shape?
    Cirque du Soleil, Papi.
    She needs regular maintenance.

    Over and over again
    May never be same
    Her flexibility/durability = pleasurability
    She needs my package

    Higher and higher maybe.
    Same? Boring in disguise.
    His authority, virility, masculinity.
    She wants it all.

    And lower and lower 💋
    Disguises would be fun 😏
    Her vulnerability, eagerness, disobedience
    The supply is endless
  • thepainmaker88
    thepainmaker88 Posts: 365 Member
    DaleShields1504 wrote: »
    where is my change?

    Haha this is it!
  • BlowPopKisses
    BlowPopKisses Posts: 1,482 Member
    Your dad likes it
  • MrSunshinez
    MrSunshinez Posts: 573 Member
    edited February 2019
    Sing Mmmbop to you?
  • BlowPopKisses
    BlowPopKisses Posts: 1,482 Member
    lick my boot, peasant
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    Please change my diaper
  • thepainmaker88
    thepainmaker88 Posts: 365 Member
    I see dead people
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Hoonigan, that could work.
    I'll take the wheel
    Inspection and service overdue

    Better bring it in
    Check under the hood
    Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings

    Blown a head gasket.
    Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
    I don't carry cash

    Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
    Over filled with oil
    No credit... Nice *kitten*

    Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
    Need a stroker kit.
    I don't know cars 🤷‍♀️

    You gotta siphon' system
    Should use hands too
    Do as I say

    Path of least resistance.
    Need to divert fluid.
    Use the relief valve.
    Getting a little disobedient.

    Like how she purs
    And begs proper fuel
    Eager for obedience class

    Red *kitten*> red diesel.
    Those welts are deep.
    Like a feral cat.
    Needs to be tamed.

    Bruised the bumper oops
    I'll straighten you out
    Eat from my palm
    Biting hand, British Brat 💕

    Read the extra literature.
    Bent out of shape?
    Cirque du Soleil, Papi.
    She needs regular maintenance.

    Over and over again
    May never be same
    Her flexibility/durability = pleasurability
    She needs my package

    Higher and higher maybe.
    Same? Boring in disguise.
    His authority, virility, masculinity.
    She wants it all.

    And lower and lower 💋
    Disguises would be fun 😏
    Her vulnerability, eagerness, disobedience
    The supply is endless

    From head to toe.
    Does he know reflexology?
    No, no covering up.
    She's under the thumb.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    Maroon 5 was great!
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  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    I'd do the waitress
  • si001979
    si001979 Posts: 46 Member
    your sister kisses better..
  • Longshore
    Longshore Posts: 221 Member
    edited February 2019
    Whens your due date?
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Hoonigan, that could work.
    I'll take the wheel
    Inspection and service overdue

    Better bring it in
    Check under the hood
    Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings

    Blown a head gasket.
    Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
    I don't carry cash

    Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
    Over filled with oil
    No credit... Nice *kitten*

    Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
    Need a stroker kit.
    I don't know cars 🤷‍♀️

    You gotta siphon' system
    Should use hands too
    Do as I say

    Path of least resistance.
    Need to divert fluid.
    Use the relief valve.
    Getting a little disobedient.

    Like how she purs
    And begs proper fuel
    Eager for obedience class

    Red *kitten*> red diesel.
    Those welts are deep.
    Like a feral cat.
    Needs to be tamed.

    Bruised the bumper oops
    I'll straighten you out
    Eat from my palm
    Biting hand, British Brat 💕

    Read the extra literature.
    Bent out of shape?
    Cirque du Soleil, Papi.
    She needs regular maintenance.

    Over and over again
    May never be same
    Her flexibility/durability = pleasurability
    She needs my package

    Higher and higher maybe.
    Same? Boring in disguise.
    His authority, virility, masculinity.
    She wants it all.

    And lower and lower 💋
    Disguises would be fun 😏
    Her vulnerability, eagerness, disobedience
    The supply is endless

    From head to toe.
    Does he know reflexology?
    No, no covering up.
    She's under the thumb.

    With oil and sweat
    Be my live subject
    Uncovered open seen heard
    Rather on my Diablo
  • thepainmaker88
    thepainmaker88 Posts: 365 Member
    Do you enjoy pain?
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    Run, it’s the cops
  • TerranandKaylynsmommy
    TerranandKaylynsmommy Posts: 321 Member
    I'm pregnant, it's yours.
  • getfitfaster18
    getfitfaster18 Posts: 62 Member
    I think I sharted
  • Humadog21
    Humadog21 Posts: 1,601 Member
    Something down there burns
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Hoonigan, that could work.
    I'll take the wheel
    Inspection and service overdue

    Better bring it in
    Check under the hood
    Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings

    Blown a head gasket.
    Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
    I don't carry cash

    Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
    Over filled with oil
    No credit... Nice *kitten*

    Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
    Need a stroker kit.
    I don't know cars 🤷‍♀️

    You gotta siphon' system
    Should use hands too
    Do as I say

    Path of least resistance.
    Need to divert fluid.
    Use the relief valve.
    Getting a little disobedient.

    Like how she purs
    And begs proper fuel
    Eager for obedience class

    Red *kitten*> red diesel.
    Those welts are deep.
    Like a feral cat.
    Needs to be tamed.

    Bruised the bumper oops
    I'll straighten you out
    Eat from my palm
    Biting hand, British Brat 💕

    Read the extra literature.
    Bent out of shape?
    Cirque du Soleil, Papi.
    She needs regular maintenance.

    Over and over again
    May never be same
    Her flexibility/durability = pleasurability
    She needs my package

    Higher and higher maybe.
    Same? Boring in disguise.
    His authority, virility, masculinity.
    She wants it all.

    And lower and lower 💋
    Disguises would be fun 😏
    Her vulnerability, eagerness, disobedience
    The supply is endless

    From head to toe.
    Does he know reflexology?
    No, no covering up.
    She's under the thumb.

    With oil and sweat
    Be my live subject
    Uncovered open seen heard
    Rather on my Diablo

    Increase the pain threshold.
    She'll beg for forgiveness.
    Revel in the humiliation.
    She fears the most.

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