Ruin a date - with just 4 words
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Hoonigan, that could work.
I'll take the wheel
Inspection and service overdue
Better bring it in
Check under the hood
Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings
Blown a head gasket.
Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
I don't carry cash
Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
Over filled with oil
No credit... Nice *kitten*
Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
Need a stroker kit.
I don't know cars 🤷♀️
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Wanna make a baby?0
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yeah nickelback is great1
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My mom said no.0
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RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Hoonigan, that could work.
I'll take the wheel
Inspection and service overdue
Better bring it in
Check under the hood
Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings
Blown a head gasket.
Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
I don't carry cash
Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
Over filled with oil
No credit... Nice *kitten*
Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
Need a stroker kit.
I don't know cars 🤷♀️
You gotta siphon' system
Should use hands too
Do as I say1 -
It's almost my bedtime0
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That sounds like my kinda date. XDcaco_ethes wrote: »You into conspiracy theories?
I forgot the condoms
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Hoonigan, that could work.
I'll take the wheel
Inspection and service overdue
Better bring it in
Check under the hood
Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings
Blown a head gasket.
Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
I don't carry cash
Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
Over filled with oil
No credit... Nice *kitten*
Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
Need a stroker kit.
I don't know cars 🤷♀️
You gotta siphon' system
Should use hands too
Do as I say
Path of least resistance.
Need to divert fluid.
Use the relief valve.
Getting a little disobedient.1 -
is that your sister
(the heart is silent) 0 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Hoonigan, that could work.
I'll take the wheel
Inspection and service overdue
Better bring it in
Check under the hood
Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings
Blown a head gasket.
Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
I don't carry cash
Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
Over filled with oil
No credit... Nice *kitten*
Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
Need a stroker kit.
I don't know cars 🤷♀️
You gotta siphon' system
Should use hands too
Do as I say
Path of least resistance.
Need to divert fluid.
Use the relief valve.
Getting a little disobedient.
Like how she purs
And begs proper fuel
Eager for obedience class0 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Hoonigan, that could work.
I'll take the wheel
Inspection and service overdue
Better bring it in
Check under the hood
Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings
Blown a head gasket.
Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
I don't carry cash
Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
Over filled with oil
No credit... Nice *kitten*
Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
Need a stroker kit.
I don't know cars 🤷♀️
You gotta siphon' system
Should use hands too
Do as I say
Path of least resistance.
Need to divert fluid.
Use the relief valve.
Getting a little disobedient.
Like how she purs
And begs proper fuel
Eager for obedience class
Red *kitten*> red diesel.
Those welts are deep.
Like a feral cat.
Needs to be tamed.0 -
i forgot the safe-word1
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You pay for everything0
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That's an interesting uni-brow0
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I have a wife0
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RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Hoonigan, that could work.
I'll take the wheel
Inspection and service overdue
Better bring it in
Check under the hood
Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings
Blown a head gasket.
Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
I don't carry cash
Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
Over filled with oil
No credit... Nice *kitten*
Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
Need a stroker kit.
I don't know cars 🤷♀️
You gotta siphon' system
Should use hands too
Do as I say
Path of least resistance.
Need to divert fluid.
Use the relief valve.
Getting a little disobedient.
Like how she purs
And begs proper fuel
Eager for obedience class
Red *kitten*> red diesel.
Those welts are deep.
Like a feral cat.
Needs to be tamed.
Bruised the bumper oops
I'll straighten you out
Eat from my palm
Biting hand, British Brat 💕0 -
Need to ask mom0
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So....no means yes1
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What I say goes1
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I'm your dream man1
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You're in my space0
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Can I borrow $200?0
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My period just started1
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I hate this food0
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Just call me master0
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Hoonigan, that could work.
I'll take the wheel
Inspection and service overdue
Better bring it in
Check under the hood
Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings
Blown a head gasket.
Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
I don't carry cash
Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
Over filled with oil
No credit... Nice *kitten*
Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
Need a stroker kit.
I don't know cars 🤷♀️
You gotta siphon' system
Should use hands too
Do as I say
Path of least resistance.
Need to divert fluid.
Use the relief valve.
Getting a little disobedient.
Like how she purs
And begs proper fuel
Eager for obedience class
Red *kitten*> red diesel.
Those welts are deep.
Like a feral cat.
Needs to be tamed.
Bruised the bumper oops
I'll straighten you out
Eat from my palm
Biting hand, British Brat 💕
Read the extra literature.
Bent out of shape?
Cirque du Soleil, Papi.
She needs regular maintenance.0 -
“Guac is extra sweetie”0
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“Just salad for her”0
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