Ruin a date - with just 4 words

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  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    edited February 2019
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    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Hoonigan, that could work.
    I'll take the wheel
    Inspection and service overdue

    Better bring it in
    Check under the hood
    Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings

    Blown a head gasket.
    Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
    I don't carry cash

    Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
    Over filled with oil
    No credit... Nice *kitten*

    Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
    Need a stroker kit.
    I don't know cars 🤷‍♀️

    You gotta siphon' system
    Should use hands too
    Do as I say

    Path of least resistance.
    Need to divert fluid.
    Use the relief valve.
    Getting a little disobedient.

    Like how she purs
    And begs proper fuel
    Eager for obedience class

    Red *kitten*> red diesel.
    Those welts are deep.
    Like a feral cat.
    Needs to be tamed.
  • DaleShields1504
    DaleShields1504 Posts: 77 Member
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    i forgot the safe-word
  • suziecue25
    suziecue25 Posts: 289 Member
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    You pay for everything
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    That's an interesting uni-brow
  • jessiels819
    jessiels819 Posts: 1 Member
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    I have a wife
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    edited February 2019
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    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Hoonigan, that could work.
    I'll take the wheel
    Inspection and service overdue

    Better bring it in
    Check under the hood
    Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings

    Blown a head gasket.
    Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
    I don't carry cash

    Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
    Over filled with oil
    No credit... Nice *kitten*

    Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
    Need a stroker kit.
    I don't know cars 🤷‍♀️

    You gotta siphon' system
    Should use hands too
    Do as I say

    Path of least resistance.
    Need to divert fluid.
    Use the relief valve.
    Getting a little disobedient.

    Like how she purs
    And begs proper fuel
    Eager for obedience class

    Red *kitten*> red diesel.
    Those welts are deep.
    Like a feral cat.
    Needs to be tamed.

    Bruised the bumper oops
    I'll straighten you out
    Eat from my palm
    Biting hand, British Brat 💕
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    Need to ask mom
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    So....no means yes
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    What I say goes
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    I'm your dream man
  • suziecue25
    suziecue25 Posts: 289 Member
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    You're in my space
  • Mandygring
    Mandygring Posts: 704 Member
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    Can I borrow $200?
  • Mandygring
    Mandygring Posts: 704 Member
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    My period just started
  • an0393na
    an0393na Posts: 840 Member
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    I hate this food
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    Just call me master
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
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    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Hoonigan, that could work.
    I'll take the wheel
    Inspection and service overdue

    Better bring it in
    Check under the hood
    Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings

    Blown a head gasket.
    Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
    I don't carry cash

    Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
    Over filled with oil
    No credit... Nice *kitten*

    Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
    Need a stroker kit.
    I don't know cars 🤷‍♀️

    You gotta siphon' system
    Should use hands too
    Do as I say

    Path of least resistance.
    Need to divert fluid.
    Use the relief valve.
    Getting a little disobedient.

    Like how she purs
    And begs proper fuel
    Eager for obedience class

    Red *kitten*> red diesel.
    Those welts are deep.
    Like a feral cat.
    Needs to be tamed.

    Bruised the bumper oops
    I'll straighten you out
    Eat from my palm
    Biting hand, British Brat 💕

    Read the extra literature.
    Bent out of shape?
    Cirque du Soleil, Papi.
    She needs regular maintenance.
  • trntbowles
    trntbowles Posts: 12 Member
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    “Guac is extra sweetie”
  • trntbowles
    trntbowles Posts: 12 Member
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    “Just salad for her”

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