Ruin a date - with just 4 words

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  • GymRatSF
    GymRatSF Posts: 8,903 Member
    I brought my wife
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    Thoughts on Candle wax?
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    My curfew is 9:00
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Hoonigan, that could work.
    I'll take the wheel
    Inspection and service overdue

    Better bring it in
    Check under the hood
    Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Hoonigan, that could work.
    I'll take the wheel
    Inspection and service overdue

    Better bring it in
    Check under the hood
    Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings

    Blown a head gasket.
    Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
    I don't carry cash
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Mom dropped me off
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Hoonigan, that could work.
    I'll take the wheel
    Inspection and service overdue

    Better bring it in
    Check under the hood
    Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings

    Blown a head gasket.
    Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
    I don't carry cash

    Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
    Over filled with oil
    No credit... Nice *kitten*
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    Just call me daddy
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Hoonigan, that could work.
    I'll take the wheel
    Inspection and service overdue

    Better bring it in
    Check under the hood
    Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings

    Blown a head gasket.
    Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
    I don't carry cash

    Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
    Over filled with oil
    No credit... Nice *kitten*

    Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
    Need a stroker kit.
    I don't know cars 🤷‍♀️
  • thepainmaker88
    thepainmaker88 Posts: 365 Member
    Wanna make a baby?
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    yeah nickelback is great
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    My mom said no.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Hoonigan, that could work.
    I'll take the wheel
    Inspection and service overdue

    Better bring it in
    Check under the hood
    Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings

    Blown a head gasket.
    Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
    I don't carry cash

    Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
    Over filled with oil
    No credit... Nice *kitten*

    Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
    Need a stroker kit.
    I don't know cars 🤷‍♀️

    You gotta siphon' system
    Should use hands too
    Do as I say
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    It's almost my bedtime
  • ghost_of_an_android
    ghost_of_an_android Posts: 20 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    You into conspiracy theories?
    That sounds like my kinda date. XD
    I forgot the condoms
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Hoonigan, that could work.
    I'll take the wheel
    Inspection and service overdue

    Better bring it in
    Check under the hood
    Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings

    Blown a head gasket.
    Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
    I don't carry cash

    Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
    Over filled with oil
    No credit... Nice *kitten*

    Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
    Need a stroker kit.
    I don't know cars 🤷‍♀️

    You gotta siphon' system
    Should use hands too
    Do as I say

    Path of least resistance.
    Need to divert fluid.
    Use the relief valve.
    Getting a little disobedient.
  • DaleShields1504
    DaleShields1504 Posts: 77 Member
    is that your sister <3 (the heart is silent)
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    edited February 2019
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Hoonigan, that could work.
    I'll take the wheel
    Inspection and service overdue

    Better bring it in
    Check under the hood
    Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings

    Blown a head gasket.
    Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
    I don't carry cash

    Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
    Over filled with oil
    No credit... Nice *kitten*

    Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
    Need a stroker kit.
    I don't know cars 🤷‍♀️

    You gotta siphon' system
    Should use hands too
    Do as I say

    Path of least resistance.
    Need to divert fluid.
    Use the relief valve.
    Getting a little disobedient.

    Like how she purs
    And begs proper fuel
    Eager for obedience class

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