Ruin a date - with just 4 words
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My curfew is 9:000
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RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Hoonigan, that could work.
I'll take the wheel
Inspection and service overdue
Better bring it in
Check under the hood
Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings0 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Hoonigan, that could work.
I'll take the wheel
Inspection and service overdue
Better bring it in
Check under the hood
Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings
Blown a head gasket.
Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
I don't carry cash0 -
Mom dropped me off0
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RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Hoonigan, that could work.
I'll take the wheel
Inspection and service overdue
Better bring it in
Check under the hood
Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings
Blown a head gasket.
Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
I don't carry cash
Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
Over filled with oil
No credit... Nice *kitten*0 -
Just call me daddy0
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Hoonigan, that could work.
I'll take the wheel
Inspection and service overdue
Better bring it in
Check under the hood
Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings
Blown a head gasket.
Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
I don't carry cash
Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
Over filled with oil
No credit... Nice *kitten*
Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
Need a stroker kit.
I don't know cars 🤷♀️
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Wanna make a baby?0
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yeah nickelback is great1
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My mom said no.0
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RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Hoonigan, that could work.
I'll take the wheel
Inspection and service overdue
Better bring it in
Check under the hood
Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings
Blown a head gasket.
Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
I don't carry cash
Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
Over filled with oil
No credit... Nice *kitten*
Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
Need a stroker kit.
I don't know cars 🤷♀️
You gotta siphon' system
Should use hands too
Do as I say1 -
It's almost my bedtime0
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I forgot the condoms
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Hoonigan, that could work.
I'll take the wheel
Inspection and service overdue
Better bring it in
Check under the hood
Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings
Blown a head gasket.
Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
I don't carry cash
Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
Over filled with oil
No credit... Nice *kitten*
Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
Need a stroker kit.
I don't know cars 🤷♀️
You gotta siphon' system
Should use hands too
Do as I say
Path of least resistance.
Need to divert fluid.
Use the relief valve.
Getting a little disobedient.1 -
is that your sister (the heart is silent)0
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RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Hoonigan, that could work.
I'll take the wheel
Inspection and service overdue
Better bring it in
Check under the hood
Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings
Blown a head gasket.
Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
I don't carry cash
Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
Over filled with oil
No credit... Nice *kitten*
Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
Need a stroker kit.
I don't know cars 🤷♀️
You gotta siphon' system
Should use hands too
Do as I say
Path of least resistance.
Need to divert fluid.
Use the relief valve.
Getting a little disobedient.
Like how she purs
And begs proper fuel
Eager for obedience class0 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Hoonigan, that could work.
I'll take the wheel
Inspection and service overdue
Better bring it in
Check under the hood
Lube, oil... driveshaft & couplings
Blown a head gasket.
Hard cornering. Oil overflow.
I don't carry cash
Crankcase leaking from crankshaft
Over filled with oil
No credit... Nice *kitten*
Oil contamination, foreign fluids.
Need a stroker kit.
I don't know cars 🤷♀️
You gotta siphon' system
Should use hands too
Do as I say
Path of least resistance.
Need to divert fluid.
Use the relief valve.
Getting a little disobedient.
Like how she purs
And begs proper fuel
Eager for obedience class
Red *kitten*> red diesel.
Those welts are deep.
Like a feral cat.
Needs to be tamed.0 -
i forgot the safe-word1
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You pay for everything0
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That's an interesting uni-brow0
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