We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She always wanted to watch The Hangover on movie night....that's not a movie to cuddle to0
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He kept calling me Tiger0
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He said red scarves gave him anger issues0
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She would make sheep noises in bed0
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He wouldn't allow me to show my creative side in bed0
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Ouch.. 😂
Wearing sheep costumes wasn’t my style of spice things up0 -
His idea of spicing things up was keeping a light on...a nightlight0
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He didn't appreciate my princess nightlight0
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She stole my daughters nightlight0
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He, he .. 😭 it's too horrible to repeat
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It’s to long a story to share here0
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His wife didnt like me
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Well yea, there was that part as well0
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She was out of my league....0
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He drove a Pinto.0
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He didn't drive.. bicycled everywhere0
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He denied that he was a power bottom.0
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He said I turned him off because I wouldn't put on a wig, wear 80s spandex, and let him call me Richard Simmons in bed.0
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Because he thought I was lame!!!
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He'd never go for walks with me0
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She never let me get to the center of my tootsie pop0
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it took him too long to get to the good stuff0
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He was all text0
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He always spoke dutch.. I had no idea what he was saying0
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I couldn’t understand his English or his Dutch0
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He only wanted to talk using sign language, but he didn't even have hands!0
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She spoke too much using hand gestures.0
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His favorite way to gesture to me only included one finger...0
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She didn't understand that when I snapped my fingers that meant "now".0
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