What is the person above hiding in their closet?

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  • dtelsah
    dtelsah Posts: 584 Member
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    His collection of adult toys. "The toolbox"
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    146 boxes of Twinkies due to the scare a couple of years ago when they stopped making them.
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
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    A bunch of Y2K preparedness kits, just in case
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    Every Weird Al album he is hiding them because he read that they are being recalled!
  • thepainmaker88
    thepainmaker88 Posts: 365 Member
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    the Mr. Rogers boxset
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    A stuffed Elmo doll he 'tickles' nightly
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Bra's from all the women he's dated. He's up to two now.
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
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    His fire starting materials
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Her marshmallows
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
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    S'mores! I hope he's going to share.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Her pointy stick collection and chocolate bars.
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    A 12 foot stuffed alligator he claims to have caught bare handed one night in Lake Okeechobee
  • HostageCat
    HostageCat Posts: 469 Member
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    An alarming about of Steve Irwin action figures, books and dvds
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
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    Road salt stolen from strategic intersections in the midwest
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    Light bulbs from every public restroom he has ever used he likes to pee in the dark!
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    Urinal cakes taken from every urinal he has ever used. Someday he hopes to construct a museum to display them in.
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
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    Chairs. All stacked together like a giant Jenga game.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    Hundreds of receipts from buying Jump ropes as she said they were defective if the rope hit her feet!
  • dtelsah
    dtelsah Posts: 584 Member
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    A sweaty Gronkowski jersey. With.......stains.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    Steve Bartman since he caught that ball he has not been seen it is suspected he is stored in this closet living on peanuts and crackerjacks

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