Not-so-serious questions for Anubis609
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How many fingers am I holding up?0
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I say Nefertiri is hot. Am I wrong?0
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How many fingers am I holding up?
1 because thumbs don't count as fingers.0 -
I say Nefertiri is hot. Am I wrong?
Only if you believe that Cleopatra was killed by a metaphorical snake.0 -
How many calories are in a gallon of nut butter?0
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How many calories are in a gallon of nut butter?
It depends on the type of nut and the method used for butter extraction. If it's all natural, it's approximately 1500cal/gal.0 -
If a guy lets one rip in the woods, does it still stink?0
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I'm going on holiday on Saturday and I'm staying in a Family Room with my husband and kids.
I want to have some nookie while I'm away but how do I do it without waking my kids, or my husband?0 -
What is the answer?0
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If a guy lets one rip in the woods, does it still stink?
Ummmmmm yes the woods smell good, and for the other.....YUCK0 -
If a guy lets one rip in the woods, does it still stink?
No. Nature allows for its call to take course in the form of brown trumpeting.0 -
I'm going on holiday on Saturday and I'm staying in a Family Room with my husband and kids.
I want to have some nookie while I'm away but how do I do it without waking my kids, or my husband?
Roofies are great for family outings.0 -
You have tickets to the Super Bowl and an invite to the Playboy Mansion on the same day...your favorite team is playing in the Super Bowl and the playmate to dude ratio is 3:1...where do you go?0
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What is the answer?
THE GAME0 -
You have tickets to the Super Bowl and an invite to the Playboy Mansion on the same day...your favorite team is playing in the Super Bowl and the playmate to dude ratio is 3:1...where do you go?
You go to the Playboy Mansion, tell Heff that you wanna give him the Super Bowl tickets and allow him to VIP his way, with a harem of your choice, to get into the Super Bowl game in a better private viewing booth simply because he's a fckin pimp.0 -
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?0
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ummmmmmm failed?0
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Why did the white mouse spin?0
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If a guy lets one rip in the woods, does it still stink?
Ummmmmm yes the woods smell good, and for the other.....YUCK
I nominate you to be next, since in this thread, I am the ruling respondent.0 -
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Trying in itself is already the precursor to failure, so failing to fail is a success by rule of the double negative.0 -
Why did the white mouse spin?
Because the white mouse is the ultimate DJ. Manually spinning records and scratching and mixing tracks with its teeth.0 -
iPhone or Android?0
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iPhone or Android?
Totally 100% Android........0 -
You have tickets to the Super Bowl and an invite to the Playboy Mansion on the same day...your favorite team is playing in the Super Bowl and the playmate to dude ratio is 3:1...where do you go?
You go to the Playboy Mansion, tell Heff that you wanna give him the Super Bowl tickets and allow him to VIP his way, with a harem of your choice, to get into the Super Bowl game in a better private viewing booth simply because he's a fckin pimp.
That is effing brilliant...you should run for president!0 -
I'm going on holiday on Saturday and I'm staying in a Family Room with my husband and kids.
I want to have some nookie while I'm away but how do I do it without waking my kids, or my husband?
Roofies are great for family outings.
You want me to date rape drug my own children? Interesting.............NO!
Serious answers are required here. They can't include "Go to his room" as none of the staff have their own room. They also can't include "Go back to his place" as I have a moral code and will only sleep with married men (don't want some poor single man getting obsessed with me now do I? And who would blame them)0 -
I'm going on holiday on Saturday and I'm staying in a Family Room with my husband and kids.
I want to have some nookie while I'm away but how do I do it without waking my kids, or my husband?
Roofies are great for family outings.
You want me to date rape drug my own children? Interesting.............NO!
Serious answers are required here. They can't include "Go to his room" as none of the staff have their own room. They also can't include "Go back to his place" as I have a moral code and will only sleep with married men (don't want some poor single man getting obsessed with me now do I? And who would blame them)
bwahahaha! I just caught on that you didn't mean WITH your husband!
too funny!:laugh:0 -
In an elevator, or in public restroom?0
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iPhone or Android?
Android apps for a jailbroken iPhone.0 -
In an elevator, or in public restroom?
Public restroom. They have more machines that can provide, produce, and prevent evidence.0 -
I'm going on holiday on Saturday and I'm staying in a Family Room with my husband and kids.
I want to have some nookie while I'm away but how do I do it without waking my kids, or my husband?
Roofies are great for family outings.
You want me to date rape drug my own children? Interesting.............NO!
Serious answers are required here. They can't include "Go to his room" as none of the staff have their own room. They also can't include "Go back to his place" as I have a moral code and will only sleep with married men (don't want some poor single man getting obsessed with me now do I? And who would blame them)
bwahahaha! I just caught on that you didn't mean WITH your husband!
too funny!:laugh:
I thought you meant with yourself.0
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