What's the poster above' dirty little secret??

She puts on the gel for me.

He's a ventriloquist and likes to practice on taxidermied pets.

He collects used tooth brush .

At night, he dresses up and pretend hes on Broadway

He nicks the neighbours underwear

He has a booger collection from when he was a kid

Likes to flash my imaginary friend when she gets out of the shower

Loves my imaginary friend

Thinks deadlifts involve lifting actual dead people. They keep chasing her out of the morgue.

His phone is permanently attached to his hand. He had it surgically implanted.