What is the person above hiding in their closet?

Voo doo dolls of Madonna

All of the dyed macaroni necklaces she makes in her spare time.

A label maker. He labels everything in his house, including doors and walls.

All his lingerie for every day of the week. Oh, and some work clothes.

A collection of dried bugs

A collection of Tom Jones scarfs!

All the Seashells that Sally (His Wife) sells sea shells by the sea shore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

A complete collection of David Hasselhoff records and Posters!

She has been going to laundry mats for over 10 years and stealing one sock from each dryer just so she can start the trend of wearing two different socks under her boots!

Scrabble letter tiles. She steals a few every time she goes to game night and keeps them in her pocket so she can cheat on future games.