What does the person above you do for a hobby?

Visits the zoo and names all the animals

Dresses as a clown and performs at the local playground

A regular at open mic nites. Sadly he's never asked back

Teaches dance

She writes a newsletter for her street. She just makes up stories about the people who don't buy it.

Sky diving

Makes up Interpretive dances to bird calls

Writes motivational quotes

She rates people's outfits as they pass her on the street. Most think she's a crazy person and ignore her but occasionally she's challenged

Sews dresses with secret pockets to wear at work