When a Guy Says.....

JennaM222
JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
edited October 1 in Chit-Chat
When a Guy says __________________________ he really means _____________________________

When a Woman says____________________________she really means_____________________________

fill in the blank!

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  • iAMaPhoenix
    iAMaPhoenix Posts: 1,038 Member
    When a Guy says__Hi_____________________ he really means _____I want to get in your pants________________________

    When a Woman says_____No_______________________she really means________No_____________________

    fill in the blank!

    That is all.
  • kerriknox
    kerriknox Posts: 276 Member
    When a Guy says _______yes___________________ he really means ___I'm not listening__________________________

    When a Woman says_______whatever_____________________she really means____curl up and die loser!_
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
    When a Guy says _____What?___________________ he really means ___Repeat what you just said but I still won't listen______________
    When a Woman says_______I'm fine_____________________she really means____I'm going to suffocate you to death with your pillow after you fall asleep tonight______
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    When a Guy says something he really means what he said

    When a Woman says something what she really means is anyone's guess!
  • KnottyJen
    KnottyJen Posts: 1,070 Member
    When a Guy says _____What?___________________ he really means ___Repeat what you just said but I still won't listen______________
    When a Woman says_______I'm fine_____________________she really means____I'm going to suffocate you to death with your pillow after you fall asleep tonight______

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • PlanetVelma
    PlanetVelma Posts: 1,223 Member
    When a Guy says _____What?___________________ he really means ___Repeat what you just said but I still won't listen______________
    When a Woman says_______I'm fine_____________________she really means____I'm going to suffocate you to death with your pillow after you fall asleep tonight______

    HA!!!
  • papastu
    papastu Posts: 737 Member
    When a Guy says _____What?___________________ he really means ___Repeat what you just said but I still won't listen______________
    When a Woman says_______I'm fine_____________________she really means____I'm going to suffocate you to death with your pillow after you fall asleep tonight______

    :drinker:
  • JessPaul93016
    JessPaul93016 Posts: 119 Member
    When a Guy says _____What?___________________ he really means ___Repeat what you just said but I still won't listen______________
    When a Woman says_______I'm fine_____________________she really means____I'm going to suffocate you to death with your pillow after you fall asleep tonight______

    LMAO!! :laugh:
  • mikeyml
    mikeyml Posts: 568 Member
    When a guy says you look hot he really means he wants to see you naked.

    When a Woman says you look hot she really means you'd be hot if you didn't smell bad and look like Mr. Ed.
  • vtgirl77
    vtgirl77 Posts: 69
    OMG, I literally laughed out loud....so my son comes over and asked what was so funny...I had to send him away (he's 8) LMAO
  • sweettoothfairy
    sweettoothfairy Posts: 212 Member
    When a Guy says _____What?___________________ he really means ___Repeat what you just said but I still won't listen______________
    When a Woman says_______I'm fine_____________________she really means____I'm going to suffocate you to death with your pillow after you fall asleep tonight______

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • thegymbunny
    thegymbunny Posts: 602 Member
    when a guy says "maybe" or "we'll see"



    It's not freaking happening.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    When a Guy says _______how was your day___________________ he really means _______was it good or bad,no other details needed______________________

    When a Woman says__________how was your day__________________she really means______mine sucked and I am going to tell you every detail why.
  • I_give_it_2_u_str8
    I_give_it_2_u_str8 Posts: 680 Member
    When a Guy says _______how was your day___________________ he really means _______was it good or bad,no other details needed______________________

    When a Woman says__________how was your day__________________she really means______mine sucked and I am going to tell you every detail why.

    lol nice.
  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
    When a Guy says _______how was your day___________________ he really means _______was it good or bad,no other details needed______________________

    When a Woman says__________how was your day__________________she really means______mine sucked and I am going to tell you every detail why.

    ha ha, very true. I will have to remember this one. No Wonder my BF always zones out after he asks me that and I find myself wondering on the phone if I accidently hung up on him
  • ket_the_jet
    ket_the_jet Posts: 1,257 Member
    When a Guy says _how was your day_ he really means _was it good or bad,no other details needed_

    When a Woman says_how was your day_ she really means _mine sucked and I am going to tell you every detail why_.

    Best.
    -wtk
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    WHEN A GUY SAYS " SURE ITS FINE" IT MEANS HE COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS YOUR OUT OF MY HAIR.

    wHEN A WOMAN SAYS " ITS FINE" SHE MEAN PAYBACKS ARE A ***** SO GO AHEAD AND DO IT !
  • LeeKetty1176
    LeeKetty1176 Posts: 881 Member
    when a woman says "NO" it means "NO"
    When a Man says "yes" it means he most likely didnt understand the question
  • ohwhataday
    ohwhataday Posts: 1,398 Member
    When a Guy says something he really means what he said

    When a Woman says something what she really means is anyone's guess!

    we're just different.. okay!!
  • ohwhataday
    ohwhataday Posts: 1,398 Member
    when a woman says "NO" it means "NO"
    When a Man says "yes" it means he most likely didnt understand the question

    men!!
  • lgwmab
    lgwmab Posts: 274 Member
    When a Guy says __________________________ he really means _____________________________

    When a Woman says____________________________she really means_____________________________

    fill in the blank!

    When a Guy says...... Remind Me............... he really means........ I'll forget anyways.
    When a women says......can you please take out the garbage...........she really means........I'll just end up doing it myself.
  • PeachyKeene
    PeachyKeene Posts: 1,645 Member
    When a Guy says HE WILL FIX IT THIS WEEKEND he really means I WILL FIX IT WHEN I GET READY

    When a Woman says THAT'S FINE IF YOU GO TO HOOTERS she really means GO THERE AND SEE IF GET ANY FOR A MONTH
  • SunLovin1
    SunLovin1 Posts: 682 Member
    When a man say "I'll get to it later" about a chore, he really means "I hope you forget all about it so I can play golf and go to the bar."
    When a woman says "Of course I don't mind if you have a guys night out instead of taking me out to dinner/movie", she really means "I hope you're prepared to sleep in pajamas rated for 30 below temperatures for the foreseeable future."
  • SunLovin1
    SunLovin1 Posts: 682 Member
    When a Guy says HE WILL FIX IT THIS WEEKEND he really means I WILL FIX IT WHEN I GET READY

    When a Woman says THAT'S FINE IF YOU GO TO HOOTERS she really means GO THERE AND SEE IF GET ANY FOR A MONTH

    Great minds!
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    When a Guy says ___that's fine_______________________ he really means ______it's cool_______________________

    When a Woman says______fine______________________she really means__it's anything BUT fine, more like if you don't fix whatever is wrong I will cut you when you sleep________
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    Wow Joy! You're popular today!!

    I'd also like to add...women are so jaded! Not necessarily undeservedly...but man, not every guy's that way lol.
  • ohwhataday
    ohwhataday Posts: 1,398 Member
    Wow Joy! You're popular today!!

    I'd also like to add...women are so jaded! Not necessarily undeservedly...but man, not every guy's that way lol.

    Yes they are, just as every woman is the way we're described in this thread!
  • PeachyKeene
    PeachyKeene Posts: 1,645 Member
    When a Guy says HE WILL FIX IT THIS WEEKEND he really means I WILL FIX IT WHEN I GET READY

    When a Woman says THAT'S FINE IF YOU GO TO HOOTERS she really means GO THERE AND SEE IF GET ANY FOR A MONTH

    Great minds!
    I know right!!!!!
  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
    When Man says "I'll do it" he means dont worry, I will get to that some time

    When a woman says "I'll do it" she means she has asked you 20 something times now to do it and you have not so you better just get out of the way and DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT OFFERING TO HELP NOW THAT YOU KNOW WE ARE PISSED!
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    When a Guy says _____What?___________________ he really means ___Repeat what you just said but I still won't listen______________
    When a Woman says_______I'm fine_____________________she really means____I'm going to suffocate you to death with your pillow after you fall asleep tonight______

    :laugh: :laugh:

    :laugh: SO TRUE!!!! :laugh:
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