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Traffic school teacher

The opening act

Professional hustler (full time) and part time heroin dealer. Also dabbles in D&D and competes in hot dog eating competitions on the side.

Unprivate investigator.

TOO PERSONAL INSTIGATOR!

Rum drinker and professional sniper, but you only shoot squirrels and badgers that are pestering people in residential neighborhoods.

amyjsparkles wrote: »

Rum drinker and professional sniper, but you only shoot squirrels and badgers that are pestering people in residential neighborhoods.

Damn squirrels

liftorgohome wrote: »

Proctologist

I was a gynecologist until i got tunnel vision

Helps old women cross the street.

dtelsah wrote: »

Underground sparkler sales. If you have to ask why underground, these are not the sparklers you are looking for.

Hi babe!

Attorney who specializes in Disney World injury cases.