Walk into a night club and the poster above is.....

Buying dating tips from @liftorgohome

Selling dollar shots around the bar

Passing out business cards for her bar opening down the street in 2 weeks!

Trying to moonwalk on the bar

Trying to lift his beer with his feet and farting each time he got about 12 inches off the ground then busting out laughing and spilling the beer all over the place!

Walking around with beer soaked shoes

He’s the bouncer

Bribing the DJ to put Carl Douglas "Kung Fu Fighting" on repeat for the next hour.

Dancing on tables

Doing shots at the bar