You know your fat when.....
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bikermike5094
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You have to tie your shoes before you put them on...
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Hahaha!!!!0
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There's an earthquake and you wonder............0
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You drop your pants to your knees and your @ss is still in them. :laugh:0
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When your pants end up panting.0
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You step on the scale and it say "One at a time please."0
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you stopped doing Atkins 3 months ago and now you weigh the same as you did when you started it.0
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You have cankles0
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When you hear a swishing sound, you're not wearing corduroy pants, and realize it's your legs rubbing together!0
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When you sit around the house, you really sit AROUND the HOUSE.
Sorry, but someone had to...
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You are always on the look out for something to lean on or sit against, especially if you have to sit cross legged on the floor.0
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When a helicopter tries to land on you while you're sporting your Target T shirt.0
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You have found several new areas to apply deoderant.0
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You bend over and your pants rip from waist band to crotch....Happened to me last week....at work!!!!::0
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When you go to a buffet and get charged twice.0
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the only shoes you can wear are Crocs0
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When you start to back up and someone starts making a beeping sound.0
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You use a rubber band as a button for your jeans, to give yourself extra breathing room!0
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you say you are going in for surgery & everyone assumes that you're having the Gastric Bypass done:ohwell:0
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When you switch the shampoo you are using for extra volume and body and switch to Dawn dish soap to dissolve fat that is otherwise difficult to remove.0
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your bra would fit better on the back than on the front !
you get dirty spots on your shirts from the steering wheel rubbing
you belly !0
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