You know your fat when.....

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  • joeysrib
    joeysrib Posts: 158 Member
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    You get out of your car in the parking lot, and you rub dust off of both vehicles.
  • mandeiko
    mandeiko Posts: 1,657 Member
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    You wear anklets as bracelets and necklaces as anklets. :huh:
  • mandeiko
    mandeiko Posts: 1,657 Member
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    These are so funny!
  • lynnie07
    lynnie07 Posts: 52
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    when there is not enough tape to take your measurements!
  • Jeepinmom4
    Jeepinmom4 Posts: 298 Member
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    you know your fat when...you no longer fit in a booth...
    You know your fat when...you sit on a lawn chair and stop breathing till your sure it'll hold you...
  • Jeepinmom4
    Jeepinmom4 Posts: 298 Member
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    You know your fat when you get on a plane and have to buy an extra ticket...
  • camberwellgreen
    camberwellgreen Posts: 15
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    Hilarious replies - especially the car dust, buffet for two and weighing scale ones!
  • voluptas63
    voluptas63 Posts: 602 Member
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    your finger seems to graze over the apostrophe and E key.
  • pinkgigi
    pinkgigi Posts: 693 Member
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    someone is ranting about fat people and then turns around and says "no offence" - happened to me and I didn't realise he included me ;-)

    GG
  • chapagonzo
    chapagonzo Posts: 53
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    You look down...and all you see is round.

    You can use your belly as a beer stand.
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
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    -When you sit in a booth at a restaurant and you get a second muffin top because you have to squeeze yourself into the booth.

    -You can't get on roller coasters because you don't fit.

    - You walk around with your pants unbutton and they don't slide down.
  • pinkgigi
    pinkgigi Posts: 693 Member
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    your belly sits on your legs when you sit on the toilet.
    the roll under your boobs comes out further than your boobs
    you can't see your 'bits' when you look down because there is fat in the way

    GG
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,455 Member
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    You start knocking things over with your *kitten*
  • Johnnyswife
    Johnnyswife Posts: 1,447 Member
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    You start knocking things over with your *kitten*
    You start knocking things over with your belly.
    You can rest your hands on your belly when you sit down. :bigsmile:
  • Ireshgurl
    Ireshgurl Posts: 559
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    when your family asks if you're pregnant......:sad:
  • kandrews24
    kandrews24 Posts: 610 Member
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    . . . it doesn't matter whether you are facing forward or sideways when navigating a narrow passageway!
  • methetree
    methetree Posts: 381
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    when you get winded just standing up from the couch....
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,663 Member
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    When you get on an escalator and it stops.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,663 Member
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    When you go to a restaurant and they ask "Are you here for the food challenge?"
  • Jenscan
    Jenscan Posts: 694 Member
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    Objects can set up in orbit around you (ok, I stole this from Family Guy)

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