You know your fat when.....

bikermike5094
bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
edited October 1 in Chit-Chat
You have to tie your shoes before you put them on...
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  • ML0305
    ML0305 Posts: 227 Member
    Hahaha!!!!
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
    There's an earthquake and you wonder............
  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
    You drop your pants to your knees and your @ss is still in them. :laugh:
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,027 Member
    When your pants end up panting.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,027 Member
    You step on the scale and it say "One at a time please."
  • otr12
    otr12 Posts: 632 Member
    you stopped doing Atkins 3 months ago and now you weigh the same as you did when you started it.
  • TexasNurseMom78
    TexasNurseMom78 Posts: 897 Member
    You have cankles
  • ivansmomma
    ivansmomma Posts: 500
    When you hear a swishing sound, you're not wearing corduroy pants, and realize it's your legs rubbing together!
  • piperjon
    piperjon Posts: 157 Member
    When you sit around the house, you really sit AROUND the HOUSE.

    Sorry, but someone had to...

    Pj
  • ak_in_ak
    ak_in_ak Posts: 657 Member
    You are always on the look out for something to lean on or sit against, especially if you have to sit cross legged on the floor.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,027 Member
    When a helicopter tries to land on you while you're sporting your Target T shirt.
  • ak_in_ak
    ak_in_ak Posts: 657 Member
    You have found several new areas to apply deoderant.
  • allisona28
    allisona28 Posts: 186 Member
    You bend over and your pants rip from waist band to crotch....Happened to me last week....at work!!!!:: :embarassed:
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,027 Member
    When you go to a buffet and get charged twice.
  • ak_in_ak
    ak_in_ak Posts: 657 Member
    the only shoes you can wear are Crocs
  • SRGutierrez
    SRGutierrez Posts: 54
    When you start to back up and someone starts making a beeping sound.
  • ostar8433
    ostar8433 Posts: 37
    You use a rubber band as a button for your jeans, to give yourself extra breathing room!
  • angijunbug
    angijunbug Posts: 205
    you say you are going in for surgery & everyone assumes that you're having the Gastric Bypass done:ohwell:
  • Apryl546
    Apryl546 Posts: 909 Member
    When you switch the shampoo you are using for extra volume and body and switch to Dawn dish soap to dissolve fat that is otherwise difficult to remove.
  • bmw4deb
    bmw4deb Posts: 1,324 Member
    your bra would fit better on the back than on the front !
    you get dirty spots on your shirts from the steering wheel rubbing
    you belly !
  • joeysrib
    joeysrib Posts: 158 Member
    You get out of your car in the parking lot, and you rub dust off of both vehicles.
  • mandeiko
    mandeiko Posts: 1,657 Member
    You wear anklets as bracelets and necklaces as anklets. :huh:
  • mandeiko
    mandeiko Posts: 1,657 Member
    These are so funny!
  • lynnie07
    lynnie07 Posts: 52
    when there is not enough tape to take your measurements!
  • Jeepinmom4
    Jeepinmom4 Posts: 298 Member
    you know your fat when...you no longer fit in a booth...
    You know your fat when...you sit on a lawn chair and stop breathing till your sure it'll hold you...
  • Jeepinmom4
    Jeepinmom4 Posts: 298 Member
    You know your fat when you get on a plane and have to buy an extra ticket...
  • camberwellgreen
    camberwellgreen Posts: 15
    Hilarious replies - especially the car dust, buffet for two and weighing scale ones!
  • voluptas63
    voluptas63 Posts: 602 Member
    your finger seems to graze over the apostrophe and E key.
  • pinkgigi
    pinkgigi Posts: 693 Member
    someone is ranting about fat people and then turns around and says "no offence" - happened to me and I didn't realise he included me ;-)

    GG
  • chapagonzo
    chapagonzo Posts: 53
    You look down...and all you see is round.

    You can use your belly as a beer stand.
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