You know your fat when.....
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You get out of your car in the parking lot, and you rub dust off of both vehicles.0
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You wear anklets as bracelets and necklaces as anklets. :huh:0
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These are so funny!0
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when there is not enough tape to take your measurements!0
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you know your fat when...you no longer fit in a booth...
You know your fat when...you sit on a lawn chair and stop breathing till your sure it'll hold you...0 -
You know your fat when you get on a plane and have to buy an extra ticket...0
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Hilarious replies - especially the car dust, buffet for two and weighing scale ones!0
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your finger seems to graze over the apostrophe and E key.0
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someone is ranting about fat people and then turns around and says "no offence" - happened to me and I didn't realise he included me ;-)
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You look down...and all you see is round.
You can use your belly as a beer stand.0 -
-When you sit in a booth at a restaurant and you get a second muffin top because you have to squeeze yourself into the booth.
-You can't get on roller coasters because you don't fit.
- You walk around with your pants unbutton and they don't slide down.0 -
your belly sits on your legs when you sit on the toilet.
the roll under your boobs comes out further than your boobs
you can't see your 'bits' when you look down because there is fat in the way
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You start knocking things over with your *kitten*0
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You start knocking things over with your *kitten*
You can rest your hands on your belly when you sit down. :bigsmile:0 -
when your family asks if you're pregnant......:sad:0
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. . . it doesn't matter whether you are facing forward or sideways when navigating a narrow passageway!0
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when you get winded just standing up from the couch....0
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When you get on an escalator and it stops.0
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When you go to a restaurant and they ask "Are you here for the food challenge?"0
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Objects can set up in orbit around you (ok, I stole this from Family Guy)0
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