We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,255 Member
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    Bottom line, she was just too far outta my league
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    She comes home jeansless
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Never happened, we're still together ;)
  • anitaplus4
    anitaplus4 Posts: 3,338 Member
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    Because she wouldn't break up with him
  • Gordon_L
    Gordon_L Posts: 4,475 Member
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    Jo was more than I could handle...NOT
  • workhardplay85
    workhardplay85 Posts: 60 Member
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    We broke up because she always wanted to wear matching bowling shirts.
  • anitaplus4
    anitaplus4 Posts: 3,338 Member
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    We broke up because they didn't want to go bowling with me.
  • Otterridiculousness
    Otterridiculousness Posts: 2,254 Member
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    She kept talking about balls... bowling balls😝
  • tc1333
    tc1333 Posts: 4,033 Member
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    She didn't want to talk about balls
  • tc1333
    tc1333 Posts: 4,033 Member
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    What? Did I just say that? Always think twice before hitting send.
  • TheArchyBunker
    TheArchyBunker Posts: 1,967 Member
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    He couldnt proof read his messages
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    He wasn't spontaneous enough
  • Otterridiculousness
    Otterridiculousness Posts: 2,254 Member
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    tc1333 wrote: »
    What? Did I just say that? Always think twice before hitting send.

    I have the maturity level of a 10 year old boy. I will always laugh at balls😂
  • Otterridiculousness
    Otterridiculousness Posts: 2,254 Member
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    bill9160 wrote: »
    He wasn't spontaneous enough

    He was way too spontaneous.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    I heard her telling her friend that she would have more fun with a cardboard cutout then with me!
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
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    I was too sarcastic
  • bigoldork
    bigoldork Posts: 37 Member
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    She gave up to fast
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He was a big ol lovable dork.. wait.. I've changed my mind.. come back
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    She's breaking not only with one.. but Two people.. talk about changing minds .


    😁

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