You are suddenly teleported 10 ft (3 m) to the left. How does that change your present situation?

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  • wanderingarcher
    wanderingarcher Posts: 695 Member
    Sitting in a mud hole in the rain.
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    edited March 2019
    Probably in the powder room at a Roaring 20's cabaret. (I'm sitting by the wall at an Indian deli next door waiting for fresh bread.)
  • tjjm1850
    tjjm1850 Posts: 11 Member
    Laying on the ground next to the pool.... just teleported outside the second story of my bedroom
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    Under my house with a mouthful of spiders.
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    I'm sitting on the floor, blocking the front door.
  • InsertFunnyUsernameHere
    InsertFunnyUsernameHere Posts: 271 Member
    I'd survive, but once I realized that teleportation was possible... it's a whole new ballgame!
  • Pickle107
    Pickle107 Posts: 153 Member
    I'd be clinging to my kitchen window sill. Luckily we're only on the 3rd floor (US) so it's survivable...
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    I would be outside sitting in a half frozen pool. Sounds fun!
  • tjjm1850
    tjjm1850 Posts: 11 Member
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    I would be outside sitting in a half frozen pool. Sounds fun!

    At least you made it to water.....
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    After falling on my butt because there's no longer a chair there, I'd try to teleport again. If it's repeatable, I'd develop this new talent to the point of being able to teleport to Hawaii on the weekends.
    I'd probably have to leave the kids home with the husband though because bringing someone else along for teleportation could be dangerous.
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
    NotSo_LittleRichard wrote: »
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    Same (I mean that literally, not figuratively).
  • AlistairBernardNormal
    AlistairBernardNormal Posts: 999 Member
    I would literally just be at another desk in this soul sucking hell hole.
  • CoffeeAndContour
    CoffeeAndContour Posts: 1,466 Member
    I’d be in the linen closet, and it’s full enough already, so I’d probably fall out.
  • Amazon314
    Amazon314 Posts: 19 Member
    I'd end up on my big comfy couch. I'm totally ok with this
  • debrakgoogins
    debrakgoogins Posts: 2,033 Member
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  • UnDyddArYTro
    UnDyddArYTro Posts: 9 Member
    I'd be outside tangled in my neighbours washing line (which currently has bed sheets on) but thankfully I'm already on the ground floor so no falling unless you count losing my chair!
  • InkgirlKC
    InkgirlKC Posts: 251 Member
    kali31337 wrote: »
    I'd be in my co-worker's cube. She would probably be confused...

    Me, too.
  • LisaHeb1979
    LisaHeb1979 Posts: 219 Member
    I'm now at my coworkers desk, doing their job.
  • Momepro
    Momepro Posts: 1,509 Member
    I'm in a parking lot, so I would probably be arrested for trying to steal somone else's car. I don't even WANT a Kia Soul!
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Standing in a clearing of the woods surrounded by dancing hippies.
  • wildredbill
    wildredbill Posts: 26 Member
    That would put me right on top of my back yard leach bed where the grass is always greener.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    3 feet?

    that's easy.

    I would be slipping thru a time/space continuum portal and projecting myself against an infinite number of particle arrangements and cosmic patches resulting in an implosion of my constant state of being.



    .... either that, or I would just be three feet closer to my office door.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    3 feet?

    that's easy.

    I would be slipping thru a time/space continuum portal and projecting myself against an infinite number of particle arrangements and cosmic patches resulting in an implosion of my constant state of being.



    .... either that, or I would just be three feet closer to my office door.

    I hope that you transferred between dimensions, provided the continuum was "ripped" which created a hole between each place.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    3 feet?

    that's easy.

    I would be slipping thru a time/space continuum portal and projecting myself against an infinite number of particle arrangements and cosmic patches resulting in an implosion of my constant state of being.



    .... either that, or I would just be three feet closer to my office door.

    I hope that you transferred between dimensions, provided the continuum was "ripped" which created a hole between each place.

    ..... that usually occurs on Thursdays.

    skipping thru the multiverse has it's challenges, sometimes it's simply impossible to find a good taco.
  • AmyC2288
    AmyC2288 Posts: 386 Member
    edited March 2019
    cee134 wrote: »
    AmyC2288 wrote: »
    I would be sitting in my ex-bosses lap. :flushed:

    So I have to ask why your ex-boss is 10 feet away from you?

    @cee134 we work in a cube environment and share a wall!
  • Lounmoun
    Lounmoun Posts: 8,423 Member
    I would be going from laying on my bed to falling 2' or so to the bathroom floor and probably crack my head on the wall or tub. I don't know how injured I would get but it would not be an improvement. My cat would be mad because she was cuddled up with me on the bed.
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
    I would be in a corner smushed between a wall and a filing cabinet. Whatever. Someone hand me my phone and my computer, please?
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    I wish it could happen. Then I’d be in the recliner. Somebody bring me pizza.
  • GimmeAMalt
    GimmeAMalt Posts: 83 Member
    I’d be in the bathtub. I don’t fit in the bathtub. Now I need someone to pry me outta the bathtub.
  • LiftingSpirits
    LiftingSpirits Posts: 2,207 Member
    I wouldn't be able to see the tv and I'd be irked

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