We broke up because...

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  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    His only love as baseball
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    My milkshakes brought all the boys to the yard and she got jelly
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Never.. he had fabulous milkshakes.. never letting him go :D
  • anitaplus4
    anitaplus4 Posts: 3,338 Member
    She takes everyone's milkshakes.
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    She could clear a room, as impressive as it was, I do enjoy eating without a clothespin on my nose!
  • Monkeyfreck
    Monkeyfreck Posts: 65 Member
    edited March 2019
    She signed my car
  • ElC_76
    ElC_76 Posts: 3,054 Member
    Too much monkeying around
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    They always kept taking pictures of the sky...but never of me
  • ElC_76
    ElC_76 Posts: 3,054 Member
    Because he always thought I was taking pics of the sky..
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,342 Member
    She left .. just walked away
  • ElC_76
    ElC_76 Posts: 3,054 Member
    He was always playing tricks on me
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,342 Member
    She doesnt like tricks ๐Ÿ˜‹
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,342 Member
    Too serious....made me crazy. ๐Ÿค“
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    His insanity clashed with mine.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,342 Member
    Wasn't good enough for her.. and plus.. she doesn't cook!!
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,342 Member
    She burns all the food she makes... Short attention span.. ๐Ÿ˜‹
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    Constant complaints about everything I did
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,342 Member
    over protective.. feel being stalked all the time
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,342 Member
    She keep Poppin balloons just make it worst.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,342 Member
    Shes too wild and outgoing ... Can't keep up with her.
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    He never wanted to leave the house...something about everything being evil outside
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    His name was Bill. Enough said.
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    She was bossy...about everything! :p
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He wasn't bossy enough. Way too passive and such a pushover.
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    She was wayyyyy too much into Dolls. Creepy if you ask me.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He was always undressing my dolls and taking pictures of them. It was very creepy.
  • ElC_76
    ElC_76 Posts: 3,054 Member
    She knew everything about everything and everyone
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    She never let me see her. She always hid from me :(
  • ElC_76
    ElC_76 Posts: 3,054 Member
    He thinks he's the only cool guy
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,342 Member
    She's always workin

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