We broke up because...

neilwij

I always emptied the fridge at night

Tankiscool

He didn't like it when I raided the fridge at night.

neilwij

She suggested i move in with tank..

Gordon_L

She wanted two husbands

anitaplus4

He chose Tank over me.

Mysunshinelife31

He was a walking contradition and wanted to play games.

Tankiscool

She thought Anita was a guy

anitaplus4

She was still hung up on her ex

Humadog21

She shredded my back. I needed time to heal

Bill9160

He was a baby....complained about every little scratch like he was going to die

ElC_76

Went on a vacation

Adele_D

Would rather take pictures than spend time with me.

anitaplus4

Because she doesn't like having her picture taken.

Humadog21

I didn’t like my picture taken in the shower

Humadog21

Agreed... we didn’t. 😉

anitaplus4

Because he was still together with @Zita2019

neilwij

shes still hung up on @Humadog21

epr31295

I came home and found him making Turtle soup so I asked where was my Turtle he said it ran away!

jamesakrobinson

Realized that I had made out with her mother back in high school (I thought something seemed really familiar!). That just made things really awkward.

Adele_D

I asked him to peck pop and he refused so I walked out

ElC_76

Same here. We are THE AWESOME GIRL CLAN! we are the best

Watching_The_Wheels

I wouldn’t use my turn signal when turning and she wouldn’t turn hers off when driving straight...

anitaplus4

Because she was already taken. 🤣

AliNouveau

The flirty texts were sent to his dental hygienist!!!

Gordon_L

She was too popular out on the ice rink

askeeney

He is always trying to kiss everyone on mfp

Tankiscool

She was a gold digger. No seriously she'd dig for gold in my back yard!

lx1x

Falls advertisement.. he's not cool at all.. 😂

askeeney

That’s what I was going to say about you

Gordon_L

She had too many BFs in cell phone