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We broke up because...

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  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Didn't still together.. 🤫
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Didn't still together.. 🤫

    🤗 Still together
  • ElC_76
    ElC_76 Posts: 3,054 Member
    She went to the sandy beaches in Cairns without me
  • Gordon_L
    Gordon_L Posts: 4,475 Member
    She said I was too romantic
  • ElC_76
    ElC_76 Posts: 3,054 Member
    He was worried I wasn't going to kiss him on our first date
  • Gordon_L
    Gordon_L Posts: 4,475 Member
    I was so worried about that kiss that we never even made it past the first date
  • askeeney
    askeeney Posts: 448 Member
    He went on a date with someone else
  • Gordon_L
    Gordon_L Posts: 4,475 Member
    Yes, but I was hoping she would give me another chance...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Too many reasons to list
  • askeeney
    askeeney Posts: 448 Member
    Her shoes fetish
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    It was baseball season and I need my time to watch Baseball she just didn't understand!
  • askeeney
    askeeney Posts: 448 Member
    edited April 2019
    The priorities were a little off. Jumping in front of him naked didn’t tear them away from ESPN
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    She never even noticed I ordered the MLB package all she cared about was the other package!
  • Gordon_L
    Gordon_L Posts: 4,475 Member
    askeeney wrote: »
    The priorities were a little off. Jumping in front of him naked didn’t tear them away from ESPN

    Now that really sucks!
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He skips over people
  • askeeney
    askeeney Posts: 448 Member
    At least someone agrees with me !
  • Gordon_L
    Gordon_L Posts: 4,475 Member
    How could I not agree?
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    She always stole my bottom pillow in the middle of the night because it was still cool in the middle!
  • askeeney
    askeeney Posts: 448 Member
    When you’re right, you’re right. I’d break up with me too.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    We didn't really break up we both just wanted space and I mean like states and states of space!
  • askeeney
    askeeney Posts: 448 Member
    I’m still too close, I have one more state to go.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    We moved away from each other but somehow still ended up sitting on the same beach at Midnight on Jan 1st 2035
  • askeeney
    askeeney Posts: 448 Member
    It was meant to be...a break up. That’s when I finally called it off.
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Apparently I was too liberal in my forking
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    I heard it from a friend who told it to a friend that she was cheating around. So I never answered my phone or listened to my messages. so as far as I know we are still together the 3 children she has with this other guy is just a minor obstacle!
  • Gordon_L
    Gordon_L Posts: 4,475 Member
    I think you're at least one state too far away!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    We did, news to me :D
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    She went out for a pack of smokes and milk and she didn't smoke so I got the hint!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    epr31295 wrote: »
    I heard it from a friend who told it to a friend that she was cheating around. So I never answered my phone or listened to my messages. so as far as I know we are still together the 3 children she has with this other guy is just a minor obstacle!

    Ummmmm.....I'm not a she last I checked! :)

  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    skahtboi wrote: »
    epr31295 wrote: »
    I heard it from a friend who told it to a friend that she was cheating around. So I never answered my phone or listened to my messages. so as far as I know we are still together the 3 children she has with this other guy is just a minor obstacle!

    Ummmmm.....I'm not a she last I checked! :)

    Wait let me check!



    Yep you are correct you are not a she!

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