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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited April 2019
    I was the wrong gender.. :p

    He was in love with a skater dude
  • ElC_76
    ElC_76 Posts: 3,054 Member
    Bc I didn't like her cooking
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    She was always bitchen about my cooking
  • ElC_76
    ElC_76 Posts: 3,054 Member
    He didn't make any of my favorite food
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    It was all about food with her
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    She apparently couldn't decipher my MFP name after all of these years....
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He was obsessed with the comings and goings of this weird box like guy
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    edited April 2019
    She kidnapped the box like guy and wouldn't let anyone know where he was
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    he would always go running to "mama" whenever we disagreed
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    She hated my pet dog, Mama.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    He was kinda sketchy!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Because he was a BoSox fan. It just didn't jibe with my National League Cubbies.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    because he refused to wear socks. ice
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    She had this thing about knitted objects. When it went to my feet, well, that was just too much
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    he couldn't figure out the pneumatic food tube it was a very one sided relationship
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Ran off with the neighbour
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    We didn't!
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    The terms and conditions stimulated we must
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    Come to find out she had a husband and a child she claimed she had amnesia but I didn't buy it!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    She was always mixing the words stimulate and stipulate. It could get ugly at times when she was looking to stipulate.....
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    epr31295 wrote: »
    Come to find out she had a husband and a child she claimed she had amnesia but I didn't buy it!

    Because he was always posting when I was and I didn't see him there

  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    he drug the break up on so long because he was so picky about grammar
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    skahtboi wrote: »
    She was always mixing the words stimulate and stipulate. It could get ugly at times when she was looking to stipulate.....

    He always got over stimulated at certain stipulations!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Because they were both funny, funny guys
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He wasn't so funny
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Because she couldn't stand the heat so she had to get out of the kitchen
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Was a player
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Never did like playing hearts with me. Preferred solitaire.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    What he did was too awful to air publicly 😭

    What a cad..
  • Daverunner1978
    Daverunner1978 Posts: 92 Member
    Nothing ever lasts forever

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