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  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    edited April 2019
    Hulkfan1 wrote: »
    KADFoodisFuel wrote: »
    Hulkfan1 wrote: »
    NOOOO we did not break up did we?

    Probably because I am in denial

    We are NEVER going to break up. Never! I know how good I have it.

    Why did the next poster break up with Hulkfan1?

    Thanks for not breaking our imaginary relationship... my heart thanks you

    Wait?!?!? Imaginary? What do you mean imaginary? We only discussed breaking up because you are the better looking one and you insisted that I was only using you as eye candy. I told you that it was not the ONLY reason and you said “okay, I will settle for you because it is only a slight settle.” I thought we were good.....all I can think of now is the word imaginary. I’m confused.

    Ali, we broke up because you could not get over onfirewithin’s amazing beard. And to be honest, I could not either, so we agreed to go our separate ways.
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    She wouldn't use me as eye candy
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    He would not allow me to see his cute face. He always had a poster board of a cartoon character hiding it.
  • OGingerBeardMan
    OGingerBeardMan Posts: 157 Member
    She made the mistake of jokingly suggesting that she might shave my face in the middle of the night.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Idk why he left but I came home to find the furniture and him gone :/
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    edited April 2019
    Didn't... Mornin trouble.. err. Jo 🤗😙
  • OGingerBeardMan
    OGingerBeardMan Posts: 157 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Idk why he left but I came home to find the furniture and him gone :/

    It was a mistake, a horrible, horrible mistake. Let's just say that whatever darkness my life might have been at the time was only compounded without Jo to provide rays of light through the clouds of my despair.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    wow he was a bit dramatic and that fire again was burning me all the time
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    We broke up because I wanted to date OnFireWithin.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    she only wanted men
    with beards
  • OGingerBeardMan
    OGingerBeardMan Posts: 157 Member
    AliNouveau wrote: »
    wow he was a bit dramatic and that fire again was burning me all the time
    KADFoodisFuel wrote: »
    We broke up because I wanted to date OnFireWithin.

    Not everyone can handle my elegance and eloquence. I struggle to be heard, but with every word I drop knowledge.
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    I was a stage five clinger.
  • ElC_76
    ElC_76 Posts: 3,054 Member
    She didn't like my coffee shop preference
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    edited April 2019
    He would never let me have a sip of his coffee or a bite of his pastry.
  • ElC_76
    ElC_76 Posts: 3,054 Member
    She tried to eat and drink all my food...
  • Hulkfan1
    Hulkfan1 Posts: 397 Member
    I spent too much time fixing our old car....
  • Hulkfan1
    Hulkfan1 Posts: 397 Member
    KADFoodisFuel wrote: »
    He would never let me have a sip of his coffee or a bite of his pastry.

    I would, as a matter of fact keep them both....
  • jedoubleday
    jedoubleday Posts: 479 Member
    edited April 2019
    It wasnt him it was me.
  • ElC_76
    ElC_76 Posts: 3,054 Member
    He was with KADFoodisFuel... so...😏😏 to bad..
  • Hulkfan1
    Hulkfan1 Posts: 397 Member
    LOL
  • ElC_76
    ElC_76 Posts: 3,054 Member
    He laughed too much I couldn't get my work done
  • chazwize
    chazwize Posts: 310 Member
    Turns out he was a man.....
  • ElC_76
    ElC_76 Posts: 3,054 Member
    chazwize wrote: »
    Turns out he was a man.....

    :D

    Woohoo.. I like 'men'! Especially when they act like men :p:D
  • Hulkfan1
    Hulkfan1 Posts: 397 Member
    For being constantly confused when we talked.
  • ximenavictoriaxo
    ximenavictoriaxo Posts: 113 Member
    edited April 2019
    he had an ugly heart and a dysfunctional family :)
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    She walked out on me. I didn't want it to happen......
  • ElC_76
    ElC_76 Posts: 3,054 Member
    He was worried about his last crush
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I wasnt sure of their Genger! :#;)
  • Hulkfan1
    Hulkfan1 Posts: 397 Member
    My english was bad and she had bad spanish
  • jedoubleday
    jedoubleday Posts: 479 Member
    because together we were so awesome the world was sad they weren't us

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