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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    She thought corn rolls were sexy
  • slinkybinkydog
    slinkybinkydog Posts: 38,959 Member
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    Couldn't handle her greatness!
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
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    She bit me
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
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    He didn't like to be bitten
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
    edited May 2016
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    Not to draw blood there. There wasn't any startbucks!
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    He spits coffee..
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She chews tobacco
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    She wouldn't share her pot :o
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She wouldn't cook and her on pot :tongue:
  • 2011rocket3touring
    2011rocket3touring Posts: 1,346 Member
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    She said it was too big... my motorcycle that is...
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
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    He loved his bike more than he loved me...
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    She wanted me to leave Minnesota with her
  • hdatres
    hdatres Posts: 635 Member
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    She told me I could only wear black pants on Fridays
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    She thought I was a girl :cry:
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
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    He stranded me after a Twins Game and I had to head to Lee's Liquor Lounge by myself!
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    She went home with Mauer and made her own twins :'(
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
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    Caring for our velociraptor child took the spark out of our relationship
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    Her raptor child took the kidney out of my abdomen too...
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    He got attacked by a raptor. Sadly he didn't survive.
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited May 2016
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    yusaku02 wrote: »
    Her raptor child took the kidney out of my abdomen too...

    I though she was OUR raptor child! :angry::bawling: See!!!! That's what I mean....you're always brushing her off on me! :bawling::heartbreak: You're not as committed as you once were. :angry::bawling:

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