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  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
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    yusaku02 wrote: »
    She went home with Mauer and made her own twins :'(

    Damn, wouldn't that be fun?!!!
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    she was crazy... really crazy
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    She was always blaming the blame game.
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    yusaku02 wrote: »
    Her raptor child took the kidney out of my abdomen too...

    I though she was OUR raptor child! :angry::bawling: See!!!! That's what I mean....you're always brushing her off on me! :bawling::heartbreak: You're not as committed as you once were. :angry::bawling:

    She's YOURS when she misbehaves. She's OURS when she's dear and sweet.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    He clearly had a thing for raptors that I wasn't into and online relationships
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
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    He was too judgy of my hobbies
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    Her hobbies were staring at the computer and watching Jurassic Park
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited May 2016
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    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Her hobbies were staring at the computer and watching Jurassic Park

    Yeah, so? Again, too judgy :unamused:
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    edited May 2016
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    He couldn't pay attention. Her hobbies were staring at the computer and MAKING Jurassic Park.

    She cheated on me with an herbivore of all things. Her second child was a stegosaurus.
  • cmDaffy
    cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member
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    He needed to go to the Cat Film Festival at CHS stadium... I'm a dog person..
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    She had too many preconceived notions. I've got a 2 year old pup and he's my cuddle buddy except when he pukes on the rug like last night...
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
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    We were constantly fighting over who the pups loved more

    daddyfitt1 wrote: »
    So shy

    He started conversations by saying he wanted to vaginal pierce me :flushed: ....and I just didn't know where to go from there :joy::joy::joy:
  • 2011rocket3touring
    2011rocket3touring Posts: 1,346 Member
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    cmDaffy wrote: »
    He loved his bike more than he loved me...

    never. 2.3L of unbridled horsepower could never sub for those legs... ;)
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
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    He was riding other things :unamused:
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    he doesn't actually know how to play guitar. he holds it like its a prop.
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    he doesn't actually know how to play the cowbell. he just holds it like it's a prop
  • Jerseyex
    Jerseyex Posts: 3,820 Member
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    Won't stop flexing
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    Wasn't flexible
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    She had tiny feet
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    Her proportions were funny.

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