Stop it! Stop it right now!

CaWaterBug8
CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
Just. STOP! If you drink one more sip of water you will gain weight! Think about it - 1 gallon weighs like 8 lbs. You'd be better off counting soda since it weighs less.
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  • dayzeerock
    dayzeerock Posts: 918 Member
    Ummm....are you out of your mind?
  • MrBrown72
    MrBrown72 Posts: 407 Member
    LOL

    edited to add: "now you know a pound of soda weighs exactly the same as a pound of water!"
  • idiocracy
    idiocracy Posts: 275 Member
    Ummm....are you out of your mind?
    She's joking!
  • LisaKyle11
    LisaKyle11 Posts: 662 Member
    ...what THE? you are joking right?
  • CoachMaritova
    CoachMaritova Posts: 409 Member
    Ummmm.... Hello?
  • alex215
    alex215 Posts: 518 Member
    i drink air
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    Ummm....are you out of your mind?

    She's serious. Stop it.
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    I knew it! It's these damn water lobbyists who started that whole drink water myth!
  • SRGutierrez
    SRGutierrez Posts: 54
    Just. STOP! If you drink one more sip of water you will gain weight! Think about it - 1 gallon weighs like 8 lbs. You'd be better off counting soda since it weighs less.

    WTF....U go ahead, drink ALL the soda U want, I double dog dare u!
  • Loko_Ino
    Loko_Ino Posts: 544 Member
    think how much weight you gain by absorption when you go swimming...
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    You know they're all wrong. I mean the only ppl who have any brains left anymore is the FDA. I mean look at their study of walnuts.
    For goodness sake ppl - walnuts are drugs!!!
  • kaitimae
    kaitimae Posts: 727 Member
    i HATE water!!! it is TOO WET!!!! BLEH!
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    Just. STOP! If you drink one more sip of water you will gain weight! Think about it - 1 gallon weighs like 8 lbs. You'd be better off counting soda since it weighs less.

    WTF....U go ahead, drink ALL the soda U want, I double dog dare u!

    Just for the record I don't drink soda. lol [parties are the only exception]
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    meal replacement shakes are all you should consume. No water or food necessary. Of course, since no water, you have to just eat the shake powder....
  • Angel1066
    Angel1066 Posts: 816 Member
    Hahahahahaha
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    but hold on, wait. how will i wash down my diet pills??
  • ktbug82
    ktbug82 Posts: 166
    i drink air

    Hey me too!
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    i HATE water!!! it is TOO WET!!!! BLEH!

    Yeah - can some effed up scientist plz make it less wet? & poss diet? && Ya know - WEIGH LESS!?!?!?!

    Thanks
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    but hold on, wait. how will i wash down my diet pills??

    Draino
  • kaitimae
    kaitimae Posts: 727 Member
    i HATE water!!! it is TOO WET!!!! BLEH!

    Yeah - can some effed up scientist plz make it less wet? & poss diet? && Ya know - WEIGH LESS!?!?!?!

    Thanks

    ^ Yes! This! I would love also if I could get my daily allotment of water in a small pill, so I don't actually have to drink it or feel it sloshing around inside of me.
  • Crystalchaos72
    Crystalchaos72 Posts: 531
    :laugh: :noway: :devil: :drinker:
  • CoachMaritova
    CoachMaritova Posts: 409 Member
    but hold on, wait. how will i wash down my diet pills??

    With your diet pils, duh!
  • luv_lea
    luv_lea Posts: 1,094 Member
    You know they're all wrong. I mean the only ppl who have any brains left anymore is the FDA. I mean look at their study of walnuts.
    For goodness sake ppl - walnuts are drugs!!!

    Crap, well time to start hiding them with my acid and pot stash! :laugh:
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    I wish they would invent a powdered water already. It would probably last a lot longer in the cupboard without spoil. I mean they do it for milk, so why not water? WTF, lame!
  • spaztastic13
    spaztastic13 Posts: 229
    So are you saying i should have meal replacement shakes instead four times a day? :tongue: :drinker: :devil:
  • kaitimae
    kaitimae Posts: 727 Member
    So are you saying i should have meal replacement shakes instead four times a day? :tongue: :drinker: :devil:

    Absolutely! You should get at least 64 ounces of them. I aim for 1 gallon every day! Sometimes I get tired of it though, and drink the rest of the ounces in whiskey.
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    I absorb the humidity out of the air through my pores. I'm like an epiphyte, only I get out slightly more often.
  • kaitimae
    kaitimae Posts: 727 Member
    I absorb the humidity out of the air through my pores. I'm like an epiphyte, only I get out slightly more often.

    OOoooohh. Is there an app for that?
  • spaztastic13
    spaztastic13 Posts: 229
    So are you saying i should have meal replacement shakes instead four times a day? :tongue: :drinker: :devil:

    Absolutely! You should get at least 64 ounces of them. I aim for 1 gallon every day! Sometimes I get tired of it though, and drink the rest of the ounces in whiskey.







    Ya i should go buy some booze too and count as water !!!!:drinker:
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    I never drink water.....fish have sex in water.....think about it....fish jizz is in our water system and the government is doing NOTHING about it.
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