We broke up because...

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  • mholl15
    mholl15 Posts: 139 Member
    edited April 2019
    because I'm a narcissist, pessimistic a#$hole
  • OGingerBeardMan
    OGingerBeardMan Posts: 157 Member
    edited April 2019
    He was far too self depracating
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited April 2019
    ^^don't ya just hate lag :D

    He wanted mholl😜
  • OGingerBeardMan
    OGingerBeardMan Posts: 157 Member
    ^^don't ya just hate lag :D

    He wanted mholl😜

    Or mutual posting, either way, it can sometimes ruin a perfectly good response.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He was on fire.. too hot :D
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    edited April 2019
    I ran after onfirewithin as soon as she dumped him. She thought that was insensitive (reasonably so).
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    I'm not her type . 😭


  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Never happened, we are still together 🤗💕
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Yaz.. 🤗🥰
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    I'm not her type . 😭


    Not true at all. We broke up because you kept calling me slimgirljo!

    She was smitten with lx1x.
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    edited April 2019
    Saw all the texts to onfirewithin

    Should we bring up all the pretty girls that were texting you and that you were texting back?

    And, you were pulling out all the best emoticons and when you sent them pictures of you, you always cropped me out of the picture.

    Brody!!!!!
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    She wouldn't let me see her puppy! :'(
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    Tankiscool wrote: »
    She wouldn't let me see her puppy! :'(

    My dog liked him more than he liked me. I could not stand the rejection.
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    She got all jelly of her dogs attention to me, I had room in my heart for both!
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    He said he had room in his heart for both me and my dog, BUT he only kissed my dog and made me sleep in the kennel.
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    Brody, we can work through this. Please.

    Oh wait, you used the dogs as an excuse. You decided to get together with @Otterridiculousness. You just thought the dog excuse would hurt me less- however, I know the truth.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    edited April 2019
    Not a chance that we were together .. 😂
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    He would’nt give Brody another chance :/
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    One more chance?

    You know I never could say no to you.


    Tank, you broke up with me. With no reason.
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    One more chance?

    You know I never could say no to you.


    Tank, you broke up with me. With no reason.

    Liiiiieeeeeessssssssss !!!!

    My reason was because you never listen to me!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited May 2019
    Not as cool as he claimed to be :innocent:
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    She ran away and left me for a long, long time. I had no one to play movie games with.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    edited May 2019
    Reconciliable similarities
  • ElC_76
    ElC_76 Posts: 3,054 Member
    I got sick🤧🤕🤒
  • KimberlinaB
    KimberlinaB Posts: 4,018 Member
    You got sick. 😷 lol (feel better tho!)
  • AlistairBernardNormal
    AlistairBernardNormal Posts: 999 Member
    He was too Hawkeye. I was more or a Rhonin guy.
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    I was not Rhonin enough for him :(
  • ElC_76
    ElC_76 Posts: 3,054 Member
    I couldnt keep house good enough for her
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    We were both too shy
  • AlistairBernardNormal
    AlistairBernardNormal Posts: 999 Member
    We couldn't agree on a Tim Horton's order.