We broke up because...
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We didn’t. She is still my bestie and my partner in crime. We pretend we are together when guys do not take the hint we are not interested!0
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They wouldn't show their face1
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He called me by the wrong name.0
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She didn't read her messages correctly. Maybe she's dyslexic?0
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I called her KADFoodisFuel and she bit my head off0
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She didn't have a head. Got too many looks when I was out with her headless body.2
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She called me a bully 😤😢0
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She claimed I had marbles to begin with!0
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So I had this giant jar of marbles and I think she stole it. Those were my prized marbles rude0
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She stole my marbles.0
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She Loved her marbles more than she Loves Me!0
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She drank mellow yellow, not Mt dew.0
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She had a marshmallow fetish. It was too sticky for me0
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