Dear coworkers, You're all birches. I'm so good at playing this game you actually think I like you. I cannot stand you. When I say good morning I'm thinking about how I am smarter than you and not lazy like you. That's what you don't like...how I'm your polar opposites. It's ok. Go lay an egg...take a long walk on a short pier, go play on the freeway. Signed, Your friendly office buddy.
i dont really like much jewelry or workspace flair or trinkets or figurines and sometimes if i see a space filled with that crap i kinda of want to take my arm and slowly shove everything off onto the floor like cat
i dont really like much jewelry or workspace flair or trinkets or figurines and sometimes if i see a space filled with that crap i kinda of want to take my arm and slowly shove everything off onto the floor like cat
You could come do that for me. I start out with a single flower in a narrow vase and next thing i know there are porcelain gnomes and feathered roach clips all over the place.
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how would psycho killers medicine cabinet look
Cable ties, knife, drugs, alcohol, shovel, gloves...yes all in the medicine cabinet
Get out of my bathroom.
You could come do that for me. I start out with a single flower in a narrow vase and next thing i know there are porcelain gnomes and feathered roach clips all over the place.
Is it missing pizza?