What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • mike_rom
    mike_rom Posts: 680 Member
    mscanadianbakin wrote: »
    A pulse

    HAHAHA that's awesome
  • askeeney
    askeeney Posts: 448 Member
    mscanadianbakin wrote: »
    A pulse

    But darling, there is more money to be had once it’s gone. 😘
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    Oh wait this thread is about what we find ATTRACTIVE??
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    ecominimalist35 wrote: »
    I'm a sucker for an intelligent, sarcastic, witty men, that can also be funny and punny at times. These type of men are rare to come by. :D

    You all heard her! Do not blame me! She asked for puns. This is not an excuse to tell puns....

    My girlfriend has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.
    It’s an extremely rare dish order.

    Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?"
    Me: "I Excel at it."
    Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
    Me: "Word"

    Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2.
    I paid my $2 and he said...
    Once upon a time there was this lobster...

    Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams' movie is Mrs. Fire.

    I love telling dad jokes.
    Sometimes he laughs.

    How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
    Add spring water.

    The first photograph of a black hole was released.
    It sucks.

    What’s the 9 letters of the pirate alphabet?
    R, I, and the seven c’s.

    Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!
    Man: Wait, I can explain everything!

    My girlfriend is threatening to leave me because I’m addicted to wearing a new T-shirt every half an hour.
    I said, “Wait! I can change!”

    Nothing tops a plain pizza.
  • NotSo_LittleRichard
    NotSo_LittleRichard Posts: 1,004 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    ecominimalist35 wrote: »
    I'm a sucker for an intelligent, sarcastic, witty men, that can also be funny and punny at times. These type of men are rare to come by. :D

    You all heard her! Do not blame me! She asked for puns. This is not an excuse to tell puns....

    My girlfriend has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.
    It’s an extremely rare dish order.

    Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?"
    Me: "I Excel at it."
    Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
    Me: "Word"

    Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2.
    I paid my $2 and he said...
    Once upon a time there was this lobster...

    Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams' movie is Mrs. Fire.

    I love telling dad jokes.
    Sometimes he laughs.

    How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
    Add spring water.

    The first photograph of a black hole was released.
    It sucks.

    What’s the 9 letters of the pirate alphabet?
    R, I, and the seven c’s.

    Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!
    Man: Wait, I can explain everything!

    My girlfriend is threatening to leave me because I’m addicted to wearing a new T-shirt every half an hour.
    I said, “Wait! I can change!”

    Nothing tops a plain pizza.

    she's married. I am saving all my good puns and witty remarks.

    Also, I'm stealing a few of these.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    NotSo_LittleRichard wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    ecominimalist35 wrote: »
    I'm a sucker for an intelligent, sarcastic, witty men, that can also be funny and punny at times. These type of men are rare to come by. :D

    You all heard her! Do not blame me! She asked for puns. This is not an excuse to tell puns....

    My girlfriend has this weird OCD where she arranges the dinner plates by the year they were bought.
    It’s an extremely rare dish order.

    Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?"
    Me: "I Excel at it."
    Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
    Me: "Word"

    Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2.
    I paid my $2 and he said...
    Once upon a time there was this lobster...

    Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams' movie is Mrs. Fire.

    I love telling dad jokes.
    Sometimes he laughs.

    How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
    Add spring water.

    The first photograph of a black hole was released.
    It sucks.

    What’s the 9 letters of the pirate alphabet?
    R, I, and the seven c’s.

    Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!
    Man: Wait, I can explain everything!

    My girlfriend is threatening to leave me because I’m addicted to wearing a new T-shirt every half an hour.
    I said, “Wait! I can change!”

    Nothing tops a plain pizza.

    she's married. I am saving all my good puns and witty remarks.

    Also, I'm stealing a few of these.

    Married or married but roommates?
  • poisonesse
    poisonesse Posts: 573 Member
    Um... the opposite gender? :blush:
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    I like a man who isn’t afraid to admit that’s hes a little sexually attracted to old James Bond.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    Words of Affirmation.

    Intelligence.

    Dreadlocks.
  • _impressive_
    _impressive_ Posts: 155 Member
    Waffle cones
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    _impressive_ wrote: »
    Waffle cones

    If you dont have a waffle cone dont come a knockin.
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    Men with daddy issues.
  • fesimo34197
    fesimo34197 Posts: 94 Member
    Good sense of humour and strong arms
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    Men with daddy issues.

    Close... I’m just a daddy with issues.
  • samtarlyonadiet
    samtarlyonadiet Posts: 917 Member
    Polio, mainly
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    _Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »
    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    Men with daddy issues.

    Close... I’m just a daddy with issues.

    Men with issues...you'll do.
  • 2FitFor40
    2FitFor40 Posts: 88 Member
    fesimo34197 wrote: »
    Good sense of humour and strong arms

    What about a strong sense of humor and good arms? 😄
  • gillylucky13
    gillylucky13 Posts: 2,066 Member
    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    gillylucky13 wrote: »
    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    2FitFor40 wrote: »
    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    Men who aren't clingy 😍

    Good deal. That's a good thing. It's a good thing right? Hold me and tell me it's a good thing. Ok thank you. Wait, what? Don't let go yet. Please don't let go. Tell me it's going to be ok. Please tell be everything will be ok!!! Don't go! Don't leave me!

    With that body & humor, anyone would overlook that needy flaw ;)

    Humor over clingyness? Fantastic! ...noted

    You noted wrong. You forgot the body part 🙃😜

    Were you referring to a specific body part or just the body in general? Asking for a friend...
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    Big hands that are resourceful
  • jmitts2
    jmitts2 Posts: 29 Member
    Beautiful Smile. Always gets me!
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    Kindness.
  • 2FitFor40
    2FitFor40 Posts: 88 Member
    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    2FitFor40 wrote: »
    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    Men who aren't clingy 😍

    Good deal. That's a good thing. It's a good thing right? Hold me and tell me it's a good thing. Ok thank you. Wait, what? Don't let go yet. Please don't let go. Tell me it's going to be ok. Please tell be everything will be ok!!! Don't go! Don't leave me!

    With that body & humor, anyone would overlook that needy flaw ;)

    😊😊
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    When she invents a time-travel machine and tells me I can go to *whenever* I want
  • CoffeeAndContour
    CoffeeAndContour Posts: 1,466 Member
    If we’ll watch HGTV with me and help me build my dream home <3
  • NotSo_LittleRichard
    NotSo_LittleRichard Posts: 1,004 Member
    Extreme levels of thirst
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    NotSo_LittleRichard wrote: »
    Extreme levels of thirst

    You already know I’m bone desert dry
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    If we’ll watch HGTV with me and help me build my dream home <3

    I have been watching HGTV since 7am. So, you know…… hi.
  • samtarlyonadiet
    samtarlyonadiet Posts: 917 Member
    Honestly?

    Somebody who takes fitness as seriously as I do which is about a 12/100 on the Simmons-Little scale.
  • gillylucky13
    gillylucky13 Posts: 2,066 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    If we’ll watch HGTV with me and help me build my dream home <3

    I do all my own home building and remoding including electrical and plumbing. So you know... Hi!
  • THS2HASPASSED
    THS2HASPASSED Posts: 1,055 Member
    eyes and personality...
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