We broke up because...

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  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    I couldn't go through with it. She made me laugh.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    Every time I tried on Lingerie he laughed at me :flushed:
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    She thought it was the lingerie, but I was laughing at the words "Stolen from Fredrick's" that were emblazoned on the back
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    edited May 2019
    Didnt like the words on the back of my booty shorts

    Might it be that it was my Ex's name on my *kitten*?? 🤔

    ↘️ NOT MY BOOTY BTW!!!

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  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    edited May 2019
    We found out we were brother and sister!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Didnt like the words on the back of my booty shorts

    Might it be that it was my Ex's name on my *kitten*?? 🤔

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    I have totally changed my mind. We are back on.

  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    Yup...sharing the same DNA might put a damper on things :grimace:
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    She thought I shared too much DNA with her
  • xtinalovexo
    xtinalovexo Posts: 1,376 Member
    I don't date inbred country folk...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    Was always asking me if I was an Inbred Country Folk :open_mouth:
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    She loves XO.....who happens to be a criminal mastermind and there was just no way I was going there
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Was too sketchy..

  • stevefromtherock
    stevefromtherock Posts: 1,150 Member
    Still didn't break up 😊
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    I found out that he was two timing me with my Best Friend~ :angry:
  • stevefromtherock
    stevefromtherock Posts: 1,150 Member
    I'm sowrry 😔😂
  • KimberlinaB
    KimberlinaB Posts: 4,018 Member
    He’s a two timer
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    She was too cute. I couldn’t handle it!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    Put cat nip in my makeup thinking I'd get hives!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Never did, I <3 her
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    She believe Fabulous’ cat nip story.
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Still can't quite bring myself to break up
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He loved Kad, she was all he talked about
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    She kicked me to the curb with pointed toe boots on.
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    That’s funny, when he and I were together he always talked about you.

    We broke up because you were always talking about Neil and how he was so much better for you.
  • stevefromtherock
    stevefromtherock Posts: 1,150 Member
    We're still together eventhough other people think I'm two timing 😂
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited May 2019
    We are together, I never listened to those two timing stories baby :*
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    He was three timing me
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Pure evil
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,342 Member
    She was a he? Wow.. new one ..

    Never together to begin with.. not my type. 😂
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    He had this thing where he wanted me to watch him flirt on mfp i just couldn't deal with all the fluff🤣

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