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  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    Hasn't accepted Cthulhu into her life.
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
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    never wanted to go anywhere , boring
  • Raptor2763
    Raptor2763 Posts: 387 Member
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    The first one spent more than I could possibly make; the second had to be the bride at every wedding and corpse at every funeral - she soon turned into the Bride of Frankenstein
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
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    His jokes weren't funny enough :tongue:
  • overw8gosk8
    overw8gosk8 Posts: 457 Member
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    Had no sense of humor
  • NikkiWalt
    NikkiWalt Posts: 1,326 Member
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    Always laughed really loud at my jokes, because I'm obviously hilarious. But the laugh was just too much
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
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    Never cooked me dinner
  • NikkiWalt
    NikkiWalt Posts: 1,326 Member
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    whateva. never cooked ME dinner
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
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    Never ate the dinner i cooked her
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
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    Her idea of breakfast in bed was a bag of cheetos
  • overw8gosk8
    overw8gosk8 Posts: 457 Member
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    Because...orange teeth
  • EazyDoesIt79
    EazyDoesIt79 Posts: 1,011 Member
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    only wanted to go to the roller rink, never bowling
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    edited May 2016
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    Didn't appreciate a classic joke
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
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    Kept turning everything into a joke
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    called my manhood a joke :heartbreak:
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
    edited May 2016
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    We've been over this a 100 times.. naming it Princess Sofia is a joke!
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
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    I cut her pole in half with an angle grinder
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
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    finny11122 wrote: »
    I cut her pole in half with an angle grinder

    I cut his pole in half with the kitchen knife after he cut mine in half!
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
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    jealous of my pole skills
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
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    His pole was not the right size

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