We broke up because...
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She kept setting me up on blind dates with somebody I was obviously already seeing.2
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He was already seeing someone else! It was obvious!0
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She kept yelling "FORE" during every golf swing.0
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Simultaneous post.
I broke up with Hydr8 because he hijacked my response
Also broke up with Theresa She wasn't into polyamory but was hard to break up with as she's super gorgeous.0 -
Hydr8Cafn8Medic8 wrote: »She kept yelling "FORE" during every golf swing.
He made slurping noises every time he sipped his coffee ☕️OnFireWithin wrote: »Simultaneous post.
I broke up with Hydr8 because he hijacked my response
Also broke up with Theresa She wasn't into polyamory but was hard to break up with as she's super gorgeous.
He kept calling me Katrina2 -
She said I was just a bounceback BoyToy and now that she has bounced back she is leaving me! :-(0
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He kept accusing me of not accepting his friend request.0
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While I was waiting for a answer she fell in love with another0
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Our Mama wouldn't approve0
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She really is fabulous and fantastic- I could not keep up!0
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She only had eyes for her fabulous ex0
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She was worried about other people's eyes all of the time0
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He said my eyes were not pretty enough for him. He said that his ex girlfriend Jo had the most beautiful eyes and no girl could compare.
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She left me chained to a telephone pole downtown, and that's really where I draw the line0
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He lied and said that I left him chained to a telephone pole downtown.
It was a power line.0 -
I couldn't put her through the *kitten* I am so I let her go free....0
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I love kittens! Please take me back!0
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I was about to propose when she asked someone else to take her back0
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KADFoodisFuel wrote: »He said my eyes were not pretty enough for him. He said that his ex girlfriend Jo had the most beautiful eyes and no girl could compare.
You have quite the imagination :laugh:
He pined for KAD, so he was let go so he could win her back3 -
Didn't.. mornin sweety.. 🤗😚0
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