The economy is so bad that, I got

Lazyboy09
Lazyboy09 Posts: 190 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street". Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck!

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  • Lazyboy09
    Lazyboy09 Posts: 190 Member
    I guess this was a repost, but I just saw it today so am resharing.
  • BellySoonGone
    BellySoonGone Posts: 150
    a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street". Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck!

    The child Angelina adopted was me.
  • lindalou0703
    lindalou0703 Posts: 226 Member
    that is funny, thanks :)
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    I haven't seen this one before. Thanks for posting. That's so funny. I'll have to put in on my Facebook page. :laugh: :laugh:
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    It's so funny that it's scary.....
  • cdngirl71
    cdngirl71 Posts: 2,641 Member
    LOL funny!! :laugh: :laugh:
  • tammykoon
    tammykoon Posts: 298 Member
    Ok, that's funny!
  • hollybearrington
    hollybearrington Posts: 28
    LoL I borrowed this
  • AnnaPixie
    AnnaPixie Posts: 7,439 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • jlzrdking
    jlzrdking Posts: 501 Member
    I'm so broke I'm going to steal your joke :laugh:
  • Boston01810
    Boston01810 Posts: 2,267 Member
    LOL
  • pammypk1
    pammypk1 Posts: 83 Member
    :laugh: needed this !
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