HOLY MOLY...

Sasssy69
Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
edited October 1 in Chit-Chat
...are people sensitive on MFP. People be yellin and making other people feel bad.

Here is what I'm proposing. We ONLY talk about unicorns, glitter, and rainbows. After all - EVERYONE likes those, right? And for the love of GOD do NOT post an opinion contrary to mine, and certainly DO NOT post an intelligent insight that counters my original post.

We wouldn't want thoughtful, insightful, and intelligent conversations.

And do not post anything that anyone MIGHT find offensive...even if you are making an intelligent point.

Remember -

UNICORNS

GLITTER

RAINBOWS

That is all.
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  • voluptas63
    voluptas63 Posts: 602 Member
    I bought new underwear with glitter words on them.

    Apparently, what goes in my pants, does not stay in my pants.

    GLITTER IS EVERYWHERE.
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
    How dare you actually communicate!!!
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
    I bought new underwear with glitter words on them.

    Apparently, what goes in my pants, does not stay in my pants.

    GLITTER IS EVERYWHERE.

    You should buy a unicorn now, so it can run through all your extra glitter. I'm sorry - that didn't offend you did it??? :wink:
  • arondo2006
    arondo2006 Posts: 7 Member
    I have glitter panties as well. Victoria Secret has caused me to let the secret out w/ all the sparkle everywhere!
  • leynak
    leynak Posts: 963 Member
    I LOVE rainbows, glitter, & unicorns- 3 of my favorite things!! :happy:
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
    How dare you actually communicate!!!

    I know, and with my BRAIN even!
  • voluptas63
    voluptas63 Posts: 602 Member
    I have glitter panties as well. Victoria Secret has caused me to let the secret out w/ all the sparkle everywhere!


    YES. I got them from the Pink collection. My man friend looked like he worked for Chippendale last night.
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
    I have glitter panties as well. Victoria Secret has caused me to let the secret out w/ all the sparkle everywhere!

    I need to make a trip to VS very shortly. I do not have glittery panties, and I'm feeling left out now. *Sad Face*
  • Giddeaon
    Giddeaon Posts: 43
    I hate unicorns.
  • Mommawarrior
    Mommawarrior Posts: 897 Member
    :mad: I hate unicorns too! I am SO SO SO offended by this post!
  • nerak3401
    nerak3401 Posts: 43 Member
    I'm HIGHLY offended by the content of this thread!

    :tongue:

    Just kidding. Carry on with the unicorns and glitter!
  • kwest_4_fitness
    kwest_4_fitness Posts: 820 Member
    What if I prefer sunshine, sequins, and sasquatch?
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
    I hate unicorns.

    But...they taste so GOOD.
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
    What if I prefer sunshine, sequins, and sasquatch?

    Now, I don't have sequins, but I have pasties. Left over from my stripper days. Will those work?
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    I find unicorns and glitter VERY offensive!! How dare you!! *REPORTED*

    My mother died on the hunt for unicorns so this is a subject im very sensitive about,:sad:
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
    I find unicorns and glitter VERY offensive!! How dare you!! *REPORTED*

    My mother died on the hunt for unicorns so this is a subject im very sensitive about,:sad:

    Love. This. :heart: The heart is my reward to you.
  • yummy♥
    yummy♥ Posts: 612 Member
    f glitter, you must try panties made from unicorn hide, softest leather ever!
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
    f glitter, you must try panties made from unicorn hide, softest leather ever!

    Ohhhh...me likey!
  • piperjon
    piperjon Posts: 157 Member
    I'm soooo offended!
    I think unicorns are the creation of SATAN! SAATAAANNNN!!!!
    And glitter, why that's an analogue for drugs. DRUGS!!
    WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?????
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
    I'm soooo offended!
    I think unicorns are the creation of SATAN! SAATAAANNNN!!!!
    And glitter, why that's an analogue for drugs. DRUGS!!
    WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?????

    I hate children.

    JUST KIDDING. OMG please don't report me!!!!
  • spaztastic13
    spaztastic13 Posts: 229
    Unicorns arent real and glitter is like dope! Now im offended dammit!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :devil: :
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    First of all, do you think it's sustainable to talk about nothing but unicorns, glitter, and rainbows? It might work for a little while, but I got news for you. As soon as you stop, you're going to end up binging on talk about the exercise calories, HCG diets, and how to loose 10 lbs in 8 days so you can fit into that dress.

    Secondly, there are studies that indicate that when glitter and rainbows are combined, it gets stored as fat.

    But whatever. It's your body.
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    So, I was wondering...should I eat those weird "extra" calories that show up when I put exercise in?
    wondering.jpg
  • ktbug82
    ktbug82 Posts: 166
    Oh and I was wondering... should I weigh myself 102,123,434 times a day during my TOM. I mean from 8 a.m. to 1 p.m. I gained 13 pounds!! And what the hell is water weight?!?! :drinker:

    PINK GLITTER!!!!
  • Hattie2879
    Hattie2879 Posts: 131
    I want a rainbow colored unicorn that sprays glitter from its horn.

    Please?

    Thank you.
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
    First of all, do you think it's sustainable to talk about nothing but unicorns, glitter, and rainbows? It might work for a little while, but I got news for you. As soon as you stop, you're going to end up binging on talk about the exercise calories, HCG diets, and how to loose 10 lbs in 8 days so you can fit into that dress.

    Secondly, there are studies that indicate that when glitter and rainbows are combined, it gets stored as fat.

    But whatever. It's your body.

    well damn! that explains a LOT!! **runs off to throw away glitter and rainbow collection**
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
    I want a rainbow colored unicorn that sprays glitter from its horn.

    Please?

    Thank you.

    they sell those at Walmart....they are in the seasonal section....
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
  • irishgal44
    irishgal44 Posts: 1,141 Member
    We had unicorn for supper tonight...it was so good. High in cals however and a little tough.
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
    The unicorn is a punk *kitten* lying piece of *kitten*. He told me that if I wanted to get rid of stomach fat, I had to eat pickle juice soaked Nilla Wafers and smoke basil. We ALL KNOW the secret is just doing 243,876,529,837,465 crunches each day and eating precisely 1.645 grams of carbs!

    I threw rainbow glitter in his eyes...



    I'm reporting myself.
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