What's the poster above' dirty little secret??

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    She's already bought a French maid's outfit for me and has demanded I start tomorrow.

    That's no secret, I told all the neighbours and you now have 8 other houses to do tomorrow... chop chop , hop to it 😂
  • daniellam01
    daniellam01 Posts: 2,583 Member
    She wants to wear a sexy French maids outfit and clean for me.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    He wears Booty shorts!
  • daniellam01
    daniellam01 Posts: 2,583 Member
    Lol he spent $20,000 on baseball tickets.
  • Otterridiculousness
    Otterridiculousness Posts: 2,254 Member
    He's actually 85 years old 😉
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    Back when she delivered Pizza in college she always took one slice for herself and called it her tip!
  • Ssssss666666
    Ssssss666666 Posts: 560 Member
    Spends his day tuning into the police radio
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    Under her scarf she has my name tattooed!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Had the face of A well known and popular MFP Blonde tattooed to his left cheek
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Had the face of A well known and popular MFP Blonde tattooed to his left cheek

    How did you know that?

    Her dream man is Bob Villa!
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She...*blush* I can't say it
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    He is gender blind! :D
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    one leg is longer then the other (thats why the background is not level)
  • cunning_linguist
    cunning_linguist Posts: 281 Member
    he actually loves justin beiber
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    In High School she was the one who wrote her number in the boys room!
  • cunning_linguist
    cunning_linguist Posts: 281 Member
    epr31295 wrote: »
    In High School she was the one who wrote her number in the boys room!

    hahah. no shame in my game!
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    She works as a mermaid!

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  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    He once dated Phyllis Diller
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He had breast augmentation and now he has a brand new job walking the streets at night.. dressed as Phyllis Diller.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Likes to wear her thong extra tight.. she likes the squeaky sound it makes :D
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  • Xiao_Ya_
    Xiao_Ya_ Posts: 495 Member
    Has an unnatural penchant for peanut butter on her asparagus....
    I'm not creative xD
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She believes the bigger the better when it comes to her undergarments.

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  • daniellam01
    daniellam01 Posts: 2,583 Member
    She like to wear daisy dukes
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited July 2019
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    She believes the bigger the better when it comes to her undergarments.

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    You making fun of my tent ? :D

    He likes to wear daisy dukes too lol
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Not only basement.. she has storage units to keep men in
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Not only basement.. she has storage units to keep men in

    Well sheesh, gotta keep them somewhere. :D

    He steals the neighbours washing :o
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Nah only yours. 😆
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Nah only yours. 😆

    Has a collection of my undies.. :o

    :D
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    Does not have indoor plumbing but has multiple buckets to do her "business"
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    Nah only yours. 😆

    Has a collection of my undies.. :o

    :D

    You don't own any.. haaa.

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