MFP Lamentations
                
                    rfitnessmfplulz                
                
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                    Alas
my toner has run empty
longingly revisited
are the days of constant reproduction
                
                my toner has run empty
longingly revisited
are the days of constant reproduction
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            Laments? Like complaints?0
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            In poetry form?0
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            Andrew dice clay recites poetry...careful what you ask for 😂1
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            My poetry is mediocre at best
 My calories always in excess
 I can't seem to get my butt into gear
 But still I find myself hanging around here4
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            My gadget won't sync
 Can't open that link
 My steps are too low
 It's a mess, don'tcha know?2
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            Copies copies copies
 you're all the same to me
 as different as we are
 it's the same old mfp
 ***
 Dear human resources
 the abuses against me know no bounds
 my glass scanner bed
 ere lovingly smothered in boobies sent salaciously via interoffice mail
 has now seen things that are never unseen
 and too heinous to mention
 that's the fax, ma'am0
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            dlbohl1991 wrote: »Laments? Like complaints?
 More like biblical recountings in prose
 But you are free to do as you wish0
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            the journey begins again- you are not through
 old faces forgotten will soon be renewed
 and no matter how long as the world is large
 stay steadfast, search, and ahead you will forge
 beware of the time though, as you're still mortal
 and a sphere laid flat will always be a circle4
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            Look around, check that
 No one is watching. Quickly
 Flex in the mirror.2
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            In the days of deadlifts
 And in the days of overhead press
 Then shall the onset of muscle soreness be delayed.
 Yea, even unto the third and fourth day shalt thou bear the pain thereof.2
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            your_future_ex_wife wrote: »In the days of deadlifts
 And in the days of overhead press
 Then shall the onset of muscle soreness be delayed.
 Yea, even unto the third and fourth day shalt thou bear the pain thereof.
 😂my favorite1
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            And it came to pass that thou shalt keto no more
 Thine brethren! Put down thine fork!
 Unto you a carb
 Be steadfast in your ways. Amen.3
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            She weeps bitterly in the night
 And her tears are on her cheeks;
 She has none to comfort her
 Among all her fad diets.
 All her keto BM's have dealt treacherously with her
 They have become her enemies.1
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            the journey begins again- you are not through
 old faces forgotten will soon be renewed
 and no matter how long as the world is large
 stay steadfast, search, and ahead you will forge
 beware of the time though, as you're still mortal
 and a sphere laid flat will always be a circle
 This sounds prophetic, both encouraging and disturbingly so...well done!2
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