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  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    mattig89ch wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Sitting in the car, farting twice, before going into target to look for pineapple pens.

    Please tell me before once you farted you exited the car and crop dusted said fart on the walk into the store - right - of course that’s right no way would you fart in the car and leave it to linger in the hot sun to greet you once you came back right ??

    I assure you I got out of the car lol.

    Phew - i knew you were a classy lady ? You are a lady right ? I can’t always tell on here

    Currently I’m hairy, have a beer belly, and eat too many jelly donuts.

    c'mon now.... you can't eat that many jelly donuts.

    Maybe they eat jelly beans instead?

    There are no substitutes for jelly donuts. Unless they are cream filled donuts. And not the Boston custard cream filled ones. The legitimate cream filled donuts with the sweet cream.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    mattig89ch wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Sitting in the car, farting twice, before going into target to look for pineapple pens.

    Please tell me before once you farted you exited the car and crop dusted said fart on the walk into the store - right - of course that’s right no way would you fart in the car and leave it to linger in the hot sun to greet you once you came back right ??

    I assure you I got out of the car lol.

    Phew - i knew you were a classy lady ? You are a lady right ? I can’t always tell on here

    Currently I’m hairy, have a beer belly, and eat too many jelly donuts.

    c'mon now.... you can't eat that many jelly donuts.

    Maybe they eat jelly beans instead?

    There are no substitutes for jelly donuts. Unless they are cream filled donuts. And not the Boston custard cream filled ones. The legitimate cream filled donuts with the sweet cream.

    You mean the frosting filled ones?
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    mattig89ch wrote: »
    mattig89ch wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Sitting in the car, farting twice, before going into target to look for pineapple pens.

    Please tell me before once you farted you exited the car and crop dusted said fart on the walk into the store - right - of course that’s right no way would you fart in the car and leave it to linger in the hot sun to greet you once you came back right ??

    I assure you I got out of the car lol.

    Phew - i knew you were a classy lady ? You are a lady right ? I can’t always tell on here

    Currently I’m hairy, have a beer belly, and eat too many jelly donuts.

    c'mon now.... you can't eat that many jelly donuts.

    Maybe they eat jelly beans instead?

    There are no substitutes for jelly donuts. Unless they are cream filled donuts. And not the Boston custard cream filled ones. The legitimate cream filled donuts with the sweet cream.

    You mean the frosting filled ones?

    I suppose, but they are usually called cream filled.
  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Sitting in the car, farting twice, before going into target to look for pineapple pens.

    Please tell me before once you farted you exited the car and crop dusted said fart on the walk into the store - right - of course that’s right no way would you fart in the car and leave it to linger in the hot sun to greet you once you came back right ??

    I assure you I got out of the car lol.

    Phew - i knew you were a classy lady ? You are a lady right ? I can’t always tell on here

    Currently I’m hairy, have a beer belly, and eat too many jelly donuts.

    So dude or chick? I'm still lost here
  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Ate smoking chicken for lunch - whilst wearing a Hurley tee shirt - yes I'm almost 40 and dress like I'm 17 so what I'm still cool af right?

    I ate food prepped chicken in a Batman shirt. Is that cool?

    You're the coolest of the cool Karen 😎
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Sitting in the car, farting twice, before going into target to look for pineapple pens.

    PPAP? This brings back fond memories

    I never did get in on that, although i see it referenced all the time
  • LiftingSpirits
    LiftingSpirits Posts: 2,207 Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Ate smoking chicken for lunch - whilst wearing a Hurley tee shirt - yes I'm almost 40 and dress like I'm 17 so what I'm still cool af right?

    I ate food prepped chicken in a Batman shirt. Is that cool?

    You're the coolest of the cool Karen 😎

    I knew you'd have my back
  • LiftingSpirits
    LiftingSpirits Posts: 2,207 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Sitting in the car, farting twice, before going into target to look for pineapple pens.

    PPAP? This brings back fond memories

    I never did get in on that, although i see it referenced all the time

    Basically it just reminds me of Z. I miss that mofo. He was part of what got me addicted to the forums.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Sitting in the car, farting twice, before going into target to look for pineapple pens.

    PPAP? This brings back fond memories

    I never did get in on that, although i see it referenced all the time

    Basically it just reminds me of Z. I miss that mofo. He was part of what got me addicted to the forums.

    I became addicted when every day was another episode of “as the MFP world turns”
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,663 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Sitting in the car, farting twice, before going into target to look for pineapple pens.

    PPAP? This brings back fond memories

    I never did get in on that, although i see it referenced all the time

    Basically it just reminds me of Z. I miss that mofo. He was part of what got me addicted to the forums.

    Same.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Sitting in the car, farting twice, before going into target to look for pineapple pens.

    PPAP? This brings back fond memories

    I never did get in on that, although i see it referenced all the time

    Basically it just reminds me of Z. I miss that mofo. He was part of what got me addicted to the forums.

    I miss him too.. 😔 I can't think of PPAP without thinking of him.
  • dlbohl1991
    dlbohl1991 Posts: 786 Member
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  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Ate smoking chicken for lunch - whilst wearing a Hurley tee shirt - yes I'm almost 40 and dress like I'm 17 so what I'm still cool af right?

    Even if your kidlings don't think so, we think you are :wink:
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    Current status: amusing myself by reading the current status of others whilst drinking cherry coke zero and listening to the Beegees. Tell me I'm not cool :lol:
  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
    empresssue wrote: »
    Current status: amusing myself by reading the current status of others whilst drinking cherry coke zero and listening to the Beegees. Tell me I'm not cool :lol:

    Sounds to like you’re just - oh oh oh oh stayin alive !!!
    Damn I’m funny sometimes - it’s my gift it’s my curse 🤷‍♂️
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