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Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Wants to share my bacon
  • amyjsparkles
    amyjsparkles Posts: 6,165 Member
    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    Wants to share my bacon

    That is terrible!! Who would steal someone's bacon! Only a monster!
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    amyjsparkles wrote: »
    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    Wants to share my bacon

    That is terrible!! Who would steal someone's bacon! Only a monster!

    You’re pretty AND smart ❤️
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Not very original but very true,

    HIS WIFE
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    If our sun, moon, and rising signs are incompatible.

    If he hates feet.

    If he dislikes birds. They may want to sit on his head one day.

    😋
  • ghudson92
    ghudson92 Posts: 2,061 Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    If she hates dogs and loves cats.

    For me, if you don't like animals in general then we just can't be friends. Apart from reptiles, if you keep reptiles then I am avoiding you :lol:
  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
    ghudson92 wrote: »
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    If she hates dogs and loves cats.

    For me, if you don't like animals in general then we just can't be friends. Apart from reptiles, if you keep reptiles then I am avoiding you :lol:

    What if someone had a phobia of animals??
  • ghudson92
    ghudson92 Posts: 2,061 Member
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    ghudson92 wrote: »
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    If she hates dogs and loves cats.

    For me, if you don't like animals in general then we just can't be friends. Apart from reptiles, if you keep reptiles then I am avoiding you :lol:

    What if someone had a phobia of animals??

    Well they won't get an invite to the zoo on my birthday...
  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
    ghudson92 wrote: »
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    ghudson92 wrote: »
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    If she hates dogs and loves cats.

    For me, if you don't like animals in general then we just can't be friends. Apart from reptiles, if you keep reptiles then I am avoiding you :lol:

    What if someone had a phobia of animals??

    Well they won't get an invite to the zoo on my birthday...

    Are you a visitor or a lodger?

  • ghudson92
    ghudson92 Posts: 2,061 Member
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    ghudson92 wrote: »
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    ghudson92 wrote: »
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    If she hates dogs and loves cats.

    For me, if you don't like animals in general then we just can't be friends. Apart from reptiles, if you keep reptiles then I am avoiding you :lol:

    What if someone had a phobia of animals??

    Well they won't get an invite to the zoo on my birthday...

    Are you a visitor or a lodger?

    I am a free range lemur.
  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
    ghudson92 wrote: »
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    ghudson92 wrote: »
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    ghudson92 wrote: »
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    If she hates dogs and loves cats.

    For me, if you don't like animals in general then we just can't be friends. Apart from reptiles, if you keep reptiles then I am avoiding you :lol:

    What if someone had a phobia of animals??

    Well they won't get an invite to the zoo on my birthday...

    Are you a visitor or a lodger?

    I am a free range lemur.

    Sounds furry :D


  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    becomes irate over me not trimming the candle wicks before re-lighting them
  • Teenybudda
    Teenybudda Posts: 206 Member
    Poor hygiene
    Lazy
    Inconsiderate
    Narrow minded
    Dominating
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    If they like the bad kind of jazz. You know the type, where it sounds like a warm up, everyone is just playing random notes.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    If they can’t appreciate Coltrane changes
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    If they can’t appreciate Coltrane changes

    Even John Coltrane stated he did like when the horn players tried to follow the pianist .
    But hey we all like what we like.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    If they can’t appreciate Coltrane changes

    @caco_ethes

    .... you just keep getting more and more perfecterer

    <3
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    When he prefers a bushmans blow to a tissue
  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    When he prefers a bushmans blow to a tissue

    I think most men prefer a good blow to a tissue.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited August 2019
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    When he prefers a bushmans blow to a tissue

    I think most men prefer a good blow to a tissue.

    Yeah, but from a bushman? :laugh:
  • hixa30
    hixa30 Posts: 274 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    becomes irate over me not trimming the candle wicks before re-lighting them

    R U N
  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
    edited August 2019
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    When he prefers a bushmans blow to a tissue

    I think most men prefer a good blow to a tissue.

    Yeah, but from a bushman? :laugh:

    I thought he was the bushman and was getting blown.....or are you telling me that you’re also a bushman? :D I didn’t know that about you JoSEPH.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    becomes irate over me not trimming the candle wicks before re-lighting them

    wow...that sounds like some serious OCD.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    When he prefers a bushmans blow to a tissue

    I think most men prefer a good blow to a tissue.

    Yeah, but from a bushman? :laugh:

    I thought he was the bushman and was getting blown.....or are you telling me that you’re also a bushman? :D I didn’t know that about you JoSEPH.

    :laugh: Nahh, not a bushman
  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    When he prefers a bushmans blow to a tissue

    I think most men prefer a good blow to a tissue.

    Yeah, but from a bushman? :laugh:

    I thought he was the bushman and was getting blown.....or are you telling me that you’re also a bushman? :D I didn’t know that about you JoSEPH.

    :laugh: Nahh, not a bushman

    Hey, what happens in the bush stays in the bush. Our secret ;)

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited August 2019
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    When he prefers a bushmans blow to a tissue

    I think most men prefer a good blow to a tissue.

    Yeah, but from a bushman? :laugh:

    I thought he was the bushman and was getting blown.....or are you telling me that you’re also a bushman? :D I didn’t know that about you JoSEPH.

    :laugh: Nahh, not a bushman

    Hey, what happens in the bush stays in the bush. Our secret ;)

    😉 deal, our secret..
  • LostIrish85
    LostIrish85 Posts: 21 Member
    Smoking
  • WSOX37
    WSOX37 Posts: 1,614 Member
    Smoking
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    if she does this combo
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  • daniellam01
    daniellam01 Posts: 2,583 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    if she does this combo
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    I agree.

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