Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    when she complains that men aren't open or direct enough, but also says "nothing" when i ask what's wrong.
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    when she complains that men aren't open or direct enough, but also says "nothing" when i ask what's wrong.

    Nothing = something, but nothing you'd find significant, so nothing indeed.
  • kevinflemming1982
    kevinflemming1982 Posts: 158 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Oi, speak for yourself.. I smell good :D 😁
    And your farts smell of roses, of course.
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    kevinflemming1982 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Oi, speak for yourself.. I smell good :D 😁
    And your farts smell of roses, of course.

    She doesn’t do that but if she did they would be merely another pheromone delivery system.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    amyjsparkles wrote: »
    When they don't like zucchini.

    You and I would not get along then. I hate zucchini.
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    techpebbles wrote: »
    kevinflemming1982 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Oi, speak for yourself.. I smell good :D 😁
    And your farts smell of roses, of course.

    Slimgirljo doesn't fart. She produces angelic soundclouds.
    Or
    60bozjhql3lm.gif
  • amyjsparkles
    amyjsparkles Posts: 6,165 Member
    mattig89ch wrote: »
    amyjsparkles wrote: »
    When they don't like zucchini.

    You and I would not get along then. I hate zucchini.

    Oh noooooooooo. We could never have dinner.
    :(
  • kevinflemming1982
    kevinflemming1982 Posts: 158 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    Or
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    That's the one!
  • amyjsparkles
    amyjsparkles Posts: 6,165 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    techpebbles wrote: »
    kevinflemming1982 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Oi, speak for yourself.. I smell good :D 😁
    And your farts smell of roses, of course.

    Slimgirljo doesn't fart. She produces angelic soundclouds.
    Or
    60bozjhql3lm.gif

    Where did you get this pic of Jo? :D
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    amyjsparkles wrote: »
    mattig89ch wrote: »
    amyjsparkles wrote: »
    When they don't like zucchini.

    You and I would not get along then. I hate zucchini.

    Oh noooooooooo. We could never have dinner.
    :(

    Sure we could! You have your zuccinni, and I'll have something else. Maybe Spaghetti with tomato sauce?
  • amyjsparkles
    amyjsparkles Posts: 6,165 Member
    mattig89ch wrote: »
    amyjsparkles wrote: »
    mattig89ch wrote: »
    amyjsparkles wrote: »
    When they don't like zucchini.

    You and I would not get along then. I hate zucchini.

    Oh noooooooooo. We could never have dinner.
    :(

    Sure we could! You have your zuccinni, and I'll have something else. Maybe Spaghetti with tomato sauce?

    Yes, but let's add zucchini to it! :D
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    amyjsparkles wrote: »
    mattig89ch wrote: »
    amyjsparkles wrote: »
    mattig89ch wrote: »
    amyjsparkles wrote: »
    When they don't like zucchini.

    You and I would not get along then. I hate zucchini.

    Oh noooooooooo. We could never have dinner.
    :(

    Sure we could! You have your zuccinni, and I'll have something else. Maybe Spaghetti with tomato sauce?

    Yes, but let's add zucchini to it! :D

    You can have my share, I'll pick it out for you. :D
  • amyjsparkles
    amyjsparkles Posts: 6,165 Member
    mattig89ch wrote: »
    amyjsparkles wrote: »
    mattig89ch wrote: »
    amyjsparkles wrote: »
    mattig89ch wrote: »
    amyjsparkles wrote: »
    When they don't like zucchini.

    You and I would not get along then. I hate zucchini.

    Oh noooooooooo. We could never have dinner.
    :(

    Sure we could! You have your zuccinni, and I'll have something else. Maybe Spaghetti with tomato sauce?

    Yes, but let's add zucchini to it! :D

    You can have my share, I'll pick it out for you. :D

    <3
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    kevinflemming1982 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Oi, speak for yourself.. I smell good :D 😁
    And your farts smell of roses, of course.

    Well duh, absolutely :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    techpebbles wrote: »
    kevinflemming1982 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Oi, speak for yourself.. I smell good :D 😁
    And your farts smell of roses, of course.

    Slimgirljo doesn't fart. She produces angelic soundclouds.
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    techpebbles wrote: »
    kevinflemming1982 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Oi, speak for yourself.. I smell good :D 😁
    And your farts smell of roses, of course.

    Slimgirljo doesn't fart. She produces angelic soundclouds.
    Or
    60bozjhql3lm.gif

    :laugh: ❤
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    BasedGawd412 wrote: »
    I used to be very open minded in my early years with the only deal breaker being body odor, now I got a little list.


    Bad body odor
    Inconsiderate
    Rudeness and attitude
    Ignorant of others plights
    Social media *kitten*
    Feminist
    Bible thumper
    Hardcore political views
    Lives at home
    Low self esteem
    Separation anxiety
    Excessive complainer
    Excessive weight
    Bad azz children
    Servers, hair dressers, and fast food employees
    Is bothered by people who don't properly use their, they're, and there and other such trivial things

    Oh we are good then since none of those describe me.

    ☀️🦄😇
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    Baby mama still in the picture. I can’t deal with that.

    Sagittarius or Gemini. 😂



  • queen4evr125
    queen4evr125 Posts: 20 Member
    You are correct kevinflemming1982 that we all have aromatic body profiles. However for my personal deal breaker is someone who has B.O. so significantly that they transport your sense of smell to past visits of a stable. (And they live in the city !!!) Lol !!!!
  • kevinflemming1982
    kevinflemming1982 Posts: 158 Member
    queen4evr125 wrote: »
    You are correct kevinflemming1982 that we all have aromatic body profiles. However for my personal deal breaker is someone who has B.O. so significantly that they transport your sense of smell to past visits of a stable. (And they live in the city !!!) Lol !!!!
    Haha, yeah that would break the deal for me as well, to be fair. :D There have been a few on the bus when it doesn't matter where you sit. You can't escape on a bus!
  • IwillLOSE40kg
    IwillLOSE40kg Posts: 317 Member
    Smoking
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    If they chew the ends of pencils, pens or pen caps.
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    If they pronounce spaghetti as sghetti.
  • kevinflemming1982
    kevinflemming1982 Posts: 158 Member
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    If they pronounce spaghetti as sghetti.
    What about pasghetti? :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited July 2019
    Bad breath :s
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    kevinflemming1982 wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    If they pronounce spaghetti as sghetti.
    What about pasghetti? :D

    That’s equally as bad as pronouncing bruschetta as brooshetta.
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
    Serial killers. Too risky.
  • kevinflemming1982
    kevinflemming1982 Posts: 158 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Bad breathe :s
    Especially smoker's breath. Since I quit smoking, I can't stand it anymore. To think I probably smelled like that. :/ Bleurgh!
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    That’s equally as bad as pronouncing bruschetta as brooshetta.
    And dropping the T's as well. The stuff of nightmares.
    shaf238 wrote: »
    Serial killers. Too risky.
    Some people are just too picky lol.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    kevinflemming1982 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Bad breathe :s
    Especially smoker's breath. Since I quit smoking, I can't stand it anymore. To think I probably smelled like that. :/ Bleurgh!
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    That’s equally as bad as pronouncing bruschetta as brooshetta.
    And dropping the T's as well. The stuff of nightmares.
    shaf238 wrote: »
    Serial killers. Too risky.
    Some people are just too picky lol.

    Yep.. I think kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. 🤣

    I was a smoker years ago. 😔

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