Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    They are the person on the road crew that measures the yellow lines to make sure they are the same distance apart!
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    He paints beach scenes on sunglasses and sells them in alaska to people who can't afford to go on avacation
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    Works on Wall street!

    Selling Pizza with 7 slices I will not give away the secret of where the 8th slice went!
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Stands at Wal Mart door yelling at people to go away. Its a new reverse psychology marketing initiative started by a young executive on the Wal Mart management board of directors who was just feeling bored one day.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    Kiss impersonator
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    He counts how many marshmallows are in Lucky charms!
  • susan5481
    susan5481 Posts: 64 Member
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    Train driver
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    She winks at strangers on the bus and then charges them a nickle.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    Professional tie-dye artist
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Burlesque dancer
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    She makes tap dance shoes for penguins
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited August 2019
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    Pizza delivery.. it's not going well, there's a lot of "misplaced" pizzas :D
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    Steals pizzas and sells them cheaper than the pizza delivery.

    She calls it an "occupation" anyways.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    She has committed to the word "crop". Grows the finest vegetables, wears only crop tops, and is a photo editing genius. Sells her vegetables and photos at Fred's weekend flea market while wearing brightly colored crop tops.
  • chloecola
    chloecola Posts: 104 Member
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    Owns a used record and vintage toy store
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    She is lead pretzel twister at Hammonds pretzel company
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She has to be a lawyer.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    He works for the Circus guessing if you are a he or she as you can see he is not very good at his job!
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    He works at a sperm bank collecting specimens. For an extra $10 he'll give guys hands on help.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    liftorgohome wrote: »
    He works at a sperm bank collecting specimens. For an extra $10 he'll give guys hands on help.

    Ed's best customer at the bank..

    🤣

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