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would you flirt message with the person above?!?!

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  • Bridge_marieBridge_marie Member Posts: 9,981 Member Member Posts: 9,981 Member
    dak205 wrote: »
    dak205 wrote: »
    Nice hair, wanna mess it up?

    It must be dark outside cause some stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

    Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later. 🤣

    I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?

    If you were my homework, I’d do you everyday.
  • halflingpiehalflingpie Member Posts: 1,582 Member Member Posts: 1,582 Member
    Whew at least these pick up lines are tame compared to the ones I know.
  • cahubbard6421cahubbard6421 Member Posts: 769 Member Member Posts: 769 Member
    For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
  • MtnbiknMtnbikn Member, Premium Posts: 428 Member Member, Premium Posts: 428 Member
    dak205 wrote: »
    dak205 wrote: »
    Nice hair, wanna mess it up?

    It must be dark outside cause some stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

    Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later. 🤣

    I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?

    If you were my homework, I’d do you everyday.

    You would need a lot of late night cramming sessions to get all the work done
  • Bridge_marieBridge_marie Member Posts: 9,981 Member Member Posts: 9,981 Member
    dak205 wrote: »
    dak205 wrote: »
    dak205 wrote: »
    Nice hair, wanna mess it up?

    It must be dark outside cause some stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

    Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later. 🤣

    I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?

    If you were my homework, I’d do you everyday.

    You would need a lot of late night cramming sessions to get all the work done

    You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home. 🤣
  • halflingpiehalflingpie Member Posts: 1,582 Member Member Posts: 1,582 Member
    Let's play house.
    You be the front door and I'll slam you all night.
    edited August 2019
  • terrordawgterrordawg Member Posts: 19,415 Member Member Posts: 19,415 Member
    My fave:

    Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cuz that @ss is refreshing 🤓
  • DWBalboaDWBalboa Member Posts: 35,025 Member Member Posts: 35,025 Member
    Excuse me, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?
  • halflingpiehalflingpie Member Posts: 1,582 Member Member Posts: 1,582 Member
    Another from the iffy side.

    Let's play Army.
    I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
  • terrordawgterrordawg Member Posts: 19,415 Member Member Posts: 19,415 Member
    Another from the iffy side.

    Let's play Army.
    I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.

    🤦‍♀️

  • Bridge_marieBridge_marie Member Posts: 9,981 Member Member Posts: 9,981 Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    Excuse me, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?

    OMG 🤣🤣🤣
  • halflingpiehalflingpie Member Posts: 1,582 Member Member Posts: 1,582 Member
    What has 128 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?

    My Zipper.

    :D ah just as funny as it was in high school
  • MtnbiknMtnbikn Member, Premium Posts: 428 Member Member, Premium Posts: 428 Member
    No, I don't flirt message.
  • MtnbiknMtnbikn Member, Premium Posts: 428 Member Member, Premium Posts: 428 Member
  • MtnbiknMtnbikn Member, Premium Posts: 428 Member Member, Premium Posts: 428 Member
    dak205 wrote: »
    dak205 wrote: »
    dak205 wrote: »
    Nice hair, wanna mess it up?

    It must be dark outside cause some stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

    Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later. 🤣

    I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?

    If you were my homework, I’d do you everyday.

    You would need a lot of late night cramming sessions to get all the work done

    You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home. 🤣

    ☹️ All the broken furniture.
  • eelammeeelamme Member Posts: 1,123 Member Member Posts: 1,123 Member
    Yes. Most definitely!
  • cahubbard6421cahubbard6421 Member Posts: 769 Member Member Posts: 769 Member
    Yes always
  • MtnbiknMtnbikn Member, Premium Posts: 428 Member Member, Premium Posts: 428 Member
  • terrordawgterrordawg Member Posts: 19,415 Member Member Posts: 19,415 Member
    Hmm, we’ll see
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