would you flirt message with the person above?!?!

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  • cahubbard6421
    cahubbard6421 Posts: 769 Member
    For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
  • Mtnbikn
    Mtnbikn Posts: 428 Member
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    dak205 wrote: »
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    dak205 wrote: »
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    Nice hair, wanna mess it up?

    It must be dark outside cause some stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

    Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later. 🤣

    I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?

    If you were my homework, I’d do you everyday.

    You would need a lot of late night cramming sessions to get all the work done
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
    edited August 2019
    Let's play house.
    You be the front door and I'll slam you all night.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    My fave:

    Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cuz that @ss is refreshing 🤓
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Excuse me, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
    Another from the iffy side.

    Let's play Army.
    I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    halflingpie wrote: »
    Another from the iffy side.

    Let's play Army.
    I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.

    🤦‍♀️

  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
    What has 128 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?

    My Zipper.

    :D ah just as funny as it was in high school
  • Mtnbikn
    Mtnbikn Posts: 428 Member
    No, I don't flirt message.
  • Mtnbikn
    Mtnbikn Posts: 428 Member
    😂
  • Mtnbikn
    Mtnbikn Posts: 428 Member
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    dak205 wrote: »
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    dak205 wrote: »
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    dak205 wrote: »
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    Nice hair, wanna mess it up?

    It must be dark outside cause some stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

    Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later. 🤣

    I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?

    If you were my homework, I’d do you everyday.

    You would need a lot of late night cramming sessions to get all the work done

    You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home. 🤣

    ☹️ All the broken furniture.
  • eelamme
    eelamme Posts: 1,135 Member
    Yes. Most definitely!
  • cahubbard6421
    cahubbard6421 Posts: 769 Member
    Yes always
  • Mtnbikn
    Mtnbikn Posts: 428 Member
    Not sure
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    Hmm, we’ll see
  • KelleyCakes
    KelleyCakes Posts: 6,609 Member
    😏 I could. Look at that cutie.
  • Mtnbikn
    Mtnbikn Posts: 428 Member
    That seems complicated
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