Late Night Boredom Thread
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Too funny!This lady was swinging a weed wacker in a ditch to get rid of some weeds when she noticed that she'd cut off her cats tail.
She grabbed the cat and the tail and ran into the house to tell her husband what happened.
"i'm going to take the cat and the tail to Wal-Mart" she told her husband as she raced toward the door.
He wanted to know why she was taking the cat and the tail with her.
"DUH! she says to him "Everybody knows that Wal'Mart is the largest RE-TAILER in the world!"0 -
I have a funny joke, but it's kinda disgusting, but it's ne of my favorites.
lets hear it0 -
Tell it! It's the late night boredom thread! I don't think anybody's gonna report us! Maybe? LOLI have a funny joke, but it's kinda disgusting, but it's ne of my favorites.0 -
I don't want to be violated that sounds like it would hurt and not in that fun "its my turn with the remote kind of way"0
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Goodnight everyone. Sleep well when you get there
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There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.
Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.
"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.
After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's *kitten*.
While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.
Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.
"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"0 -
Good night everyone, I'm gonna try to sleep for the 4 hours I have left. It's been fun0
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Goodnight everyone. Sleep well when you get there
You too 0 -
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.0
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There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.
Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.
"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.
After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's *kitten*.
While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.
Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.
"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"
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Good night bama0
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There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.
Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.
"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.
After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's *kitten*.
While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.
Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.
"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"
Gross the poor man0 -
OMG! Lmafo! That's nasty!There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.
Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.
"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.
After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's *kitten*.
While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.
Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.
"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"0 -
Gnight!Goodnight everyone. Sleep well when you get there0 -
OMG! Lmafo! That's nasty!There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.
Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.
"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.
After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's *kitten*.
While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.
Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.
"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"
I warned y'all! Lol0 -
Haha!I don't want to be violated that sounds like it would hurt and not in that fun "its my turn with the remote kind of way"0 -
I am so bad at jokes, I don't even bother! I start laughing!0
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I'm gonna have to start searching for more guys, so I can look at their pictures lol..0
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There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.
Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.
"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.
After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's *kitten*.
While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.
Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.
"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"
LOL! That's a good one. Men have deadly farts!0 -
I am better at sarcastic comments and come backs then jokes0
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Most of mine genuinely have the same goals and are runners. They're hot because they take care of theirselves!I'm gonna have to start searching for more guys, so I can look at their pictures lol..0 -
Am i the only guy in this string ?0
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Me too! I have and evil twin, Tony, that's what we do! LOL 1_up is his username.I am better at sarcastic comments and come backs then jokes0 -
There's another late night next door... LOL0
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I am better at sarcastic comments and come backs then jokes
i actually get into trouble with my sarcastic comebacks.. But it's oh so much fun0 -
Well, I gotta get off the computer and try to get some sleep. It was nice chatting with y'all. We should do this again.0
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I am better at sarcastic comments and come backs then jokes
i actually get into trouble with my sarcastic comebacks.. But it's oh so much fun
Yeah i tend to get into trouble a lot0 -
Night! I think I'm about there too!Well, I gotta get off the computer and try to get some sleep. It was nice chatting with y'all. We should do this again.0 -
man So now what am i going to do?0
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Haha! Just go to your page...0
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