Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    The best exotic dancer at Mumma Jo's Cavern. Saturday nights are a sell out thanks to him and his sequined thong.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Personal image consultant. Can hire her to follow you around esposing your virtues. Her most popular package is the "Im a badazz". Three phrases are included with this package:

    "You so nasssstttty"
    "YEAH!"
    and the ever popular nod of the head combined with "Sho Nuff"
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    edited August 2019
    Men and women with very large bellies hire him to accurately describe their genitalia because they can’t remember what it looks like.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    Men and women with very large bellies hire him to accurately describe their genitalia because they can’t remember what it looks like.

    She works in tandem with the gentleman who describes genitalia.. she provides a foot cleaning service for those who can't reach.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    A legend in the panflute circles. Last known student of Zamfir.
  • JeBeBu
    JeBeBu Posts: 258 Member
    Pubic hair colorist and stylist...helping people express their authentic selves when & where it matters most!
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Disney princess
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Leg Warmer tester
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Professional focus group participant. She has a signature "Whoop" and table dance that she uses to wow the company
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  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    Professional marshmallow roaster
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Semi professional ping pong player. Highly ranked on the Minnesota junior circuit
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    UNprofessional panda wrangler

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  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Inventor of the "Fleshwheel" as she calls it. Tired of the unsafe driving habits of men who drive with only one hand on the steering wheel, she created one with the grip and real feel of breasts to encourage two hand usage.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Currently applying for a patent for a hair cutter attached to a vacuum, unfortunately someone else
    I think her name was Flo or maybe Bee alreadyy tried that idea
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Ice road truckers
  • SallyLuvsFitness
    SallyLuvsFitness Posts: 13,724 Member
    Deciding on her next cap design to market.
  • JeBeBu
    JeBeBu Posts: 258 Member
    Braider #4 at the Tampax™ Pearl manufacturing plant
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    She’s a professional body scratcher. She specializes in backs but will do butts and in between toes for extra.
  • phoenixrising5721
    phoenixrising5721 Posts: 2,252 Member
    Papa John's shift manager !
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cher impersonator
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    Professional cuddler <3
  • Howard_M_Burgerz
    Howard_M_Burgerz Posts: 61 Member
    Wall Street prison consultant
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    Chicken renter (for those who wanna try before they buy, or want fresh eggs seasonally)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I know you.. you're yuckfoo my cute pool boy ;) 🤗
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    Professional mermaid ?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Professional fisherman and mermaid catcher
  • phoenixrising5721
    phoenixrising5721 Posts: 2,252 Member
    Professional Male abduction agent
  • Nanalove2018
    Nanalove2018 Posts: 283 Member
    Fitness trainer
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