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Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You
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SnapChat filter creator!0
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For a small fee he will break in your full dentures for you so that they feel more "natural".0
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He and his family all work for the comedian Gallagher!
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Sensors romance novels. He goes to bookstores and reads them first and crosses out all the sex parts with a sharpee, then puts them back on the shelf.1
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He makes bobble head dolls and tries to sell them on ebay.1
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Pandemonium_ wrote: »Professional masseuse. So good, she's been able to specialize. She only does right buttocks and left hamstrings. Seems ridiculous, but once you've been rubbed by her (in her specialty areas), you'll understand.
Hilarious 😂
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Personal Trainer 🏋🏼♂️0
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Personal Rainer. For a small fee she will follow you around and rain on your parade. Head getting too big? Feeling just a little too smug? Not to worry, with just a few words she will be happy to remind you of your failings. She offers packages. The most popular is the two pegs down package.2
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part time magician
part time brain surgeon, but only operates on the frontal lobe1 -
She builds statues out of gum wrappers!1
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Taxidermy0
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Playdoh sculptor1
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Lounge singer1
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Professional Spelling Bee Announcer0
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Youtuber with a gaming Channel1
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Oh that hurts. I didn't realize you had such a low opinion of me. ;p
Costumed Sherpa for a kids version of climbing Mt Everest in a Christmas Village Tourist trap on Route 661 -
Cowboy.. yeeehaw 🤠0
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professional wrestling agent1
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Illegal fireworks distributor2
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He is the human internet. Tired of modern electronic addiction of our world, he has sought to turn back the clock to when people did things for themselves. And so he became the human internet. Basically, ask him a question and he will go and research it for you using only books or interviewing subject matter experts, then return to you days later with the information you seek.2
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Pandemonium_ wrote: »Personal Rainer. For a small fee she will follow you around and rain on your parade. Head getting too big? Feeling just a little too smug? Not to worry, with just a few words she will be happy to remind you of your failings. She offers packages. The most popular is the two pegs down package.
😂😂
Professional Bodyguard1 -
Professional lacer. Anything to do with laces? Shes your girl. She will lace your boots, help the ladies pick out lacey undergarments, even lace your illegal substances with baby powder.2
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Taxidermist0
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She runs a weight loss service that she claims is better than mfp. She will come to your house, take selfies with you, eat all your junk food (so you can't), then eat your lunch. She will say things like 10/10, would bang, excellent! and instruct you that lose is not spelled loose. To complete your session she will steal your wallet and run just fast enough for you to almost catch her for thirty minutes.2
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Sitcom writer0
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Model0
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High Roller Casino Hostess0
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Biology professor0
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