Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • cynthiabickham
    cynthiabickham Posts: 1,009 Member
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    model
  • JeBeBu
    JeBeBu Posts: 258 Member
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    Bad news breaker for hire...Too scared to breakup with your loser boyfriend? Too timid to fire the deadbeat on 2nd shift? Too smart to tell your wife that she does, indeed, look fat in those pants? Give her a call! No job too big, no job too small!
  • MoxyLeigh
    MoxyLeigh Posts: 433 Member
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    Card Sharp
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Tan line filler. Works at community pool. Inspects evenness of tan lines. Fills in missing areas for discerning tanners. Her attention to detail makes her the best.
  • cynthiabickham
    cynthiabickham Posts: 1,009 Member
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    JeBeBu wrote: »
    Bad news breaker for hire...Too scared to breakup with your loser boyfriend? Too timid to fire the deadbeat on 2nd shift? Too smart to tell your wife that she does, indeed, look fat in those pants? Give her a call! No job too big, no job too small!

    I legit laughed out loud
  • JeBeBu
    JeBeBu Posts: 258 Member
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    Silently, stealthily sneaks into Walmart check out lines and glues the top of random plastic bags closed & then stretches the handles just enough to guarantee that their seams break upon being carried into our homes!
  • aracely2224
    aracely2224 Posts: 1,070 Member
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    Principal
  • JeBeBu
    JeBeBu Posts: 258 Member
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    Principal

    Well...I do work for a public school district...
  • aracely2224
    aracely2224 Posts: 1,070 Member
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    JeBeBu wrote: »
    Principal

    Well...I do work for a public school district...

    Awesome 🌺
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    Beauty salon manager
  • aracely2224
    aracely2224 Posts: 1,070 Member
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    theresa120 wrote: »
    Beauty salon manager

    Well.... I do have my Cosmetologist License 💇🏼‍♀️
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    edited September 2019
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    Professional masseuse. So good, she's been able to specialize. She only does right buttocks and left hamstrings. Seems ridiculous, but once you've been rubbed by her (in her specialty areas), you'll understand.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    He works in the mens locker room as a measurer. His measuring devices are his fist, his foot, and god willing....his arm.
  • BW__NOT
    BW__NOT Posts: 807 Member
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    Mr. Potato Head's financial adviser.
  • Eaturmeat
    Eaturmeat Posts: 107 Member
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    Engineer
  • MsDollyDimple
    MsDollyDimple Posts: 391 Member
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    Wrestling coach.
  • very_californian
    very_californian Posts: 97 Member
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    Librarian
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He develops new potato chip flavours
  • very_californian
    very_californian Posts: 97 Member
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    snapchat filter tester.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    the ice man