Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

Interior designer.

She writes your name on Starbucks cups she has a great memory and fantastic handwriting!

She spit shines ice skates for $.25

Meth cooker

Pizza tosser

For a small fee he will break in your full dentures for you so that they feel more "natural".

Sensors romance novels. He goes to bookstores and reads them first and crosses out all the sex parts with a sharpee, then puts them back on the shelf.

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Professional masseuse. So good, she's been able to specialize. She only does right buttocks and left hamstrings. Seems ridiculous, but once you've been rubbed by her (in her specialty areas), you'll understand.

Hilarious 😂

Personal Rainer. For a small fee she will follow you around and rain on your parade. Head getting too big? Feeling just a little too smug? Not to worry, with just a few words she will be happy to remind you of your failings. She offers packages. The most popular is the two pegs down package.

She builds statues out of gum wrappers!