My weekend recommendations for you

RevGym2
RevGym2 Posts: 252 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
1. Drink plenty of water
2. Limit your carbs intake and eat healthy protein
3. Walk at least 5 miles
4. Think positive thoughts
5. Avoid people who do not take nutrition and fitness seriously
6. Align yourself with more people like me
7. Rainbows and sunshine!
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  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    RevGym2 wrote: »
    1. Drink plenty of water
    2. Limit your carbs intake and eat healthy protein
    3. Walk at least 5 miles
    4. Think positive thoughts
    5. Avoid people who do not take nutrition and fitness seriously
    6. Align yourself with more people like me
    7. Rainbows and sunshine!
    You are growing on me.
  • mtndewme
    mtndewme Posts: 724 Member
    He's not wrong....🤷🏻‍♀️🤔
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    I feel like maybe he needs an "Ask the Reverand Doctor" thread where people can ask him for advice. You'd be up for that, right @RevGym2 ???? Another way to bless the people with your knowledge?
  • mtndewme
    mtndewme Posts: 724 Member
    mmultanen wrote: »
    @RevGym2 what is your recommendation for avoidance strategies of those who do not take nutrition and fitness as seriously as we? My preferred strategy is to make eye contact, hold up one hand, and clearly and loudly say STOP. YOU ARE NOT BEHAVING IN A MANOR THAT IS CONSISTENT WITH MY LIFESTYLE GOALS. CONFORM OR BE GONE. But I find myself wondering, is there a better way?

    😂😂😂😂😂😂
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    mmultanen wrote: »
    @RevGym2 what is your recommendation for avoidance strategies of those who do not take nutrition and fitness as seriously as we? My preferred strategy is to make eye contact, hold up one hand, and clearly and loudly say STOP. YOU ARE NOT BEHAVING IN A MANOR THAT IS CONSISTENT WITH MY LIFESTYLE GOALS. CONFORM OR BE GONE. But I find myself wondering, is there a better way?

    *I* don't think there's a better way but I'm obviously not the authority here
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  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    mmultanen wrote: »
    @RevGym2 what is your recommendation for avoidance strategies of those who do not take nutrition and fitness as seriously as we? My preferred strategy is to make eye contact, hold up one hand, and clearly and loudly say STOP. YOU ARE NOT BEHAVING IN A MANOR THAT IS CONSISTENT WITH MY LIFESTYLE GOALS. CONFORM OR BE GONE. But I find myself wondering, is there a better way?

    This is perfect but I think you also need to be holding a rosary

    Yeah but look at this from a broader view, when should someone NOT be holding a rosary?!?
  • mmultanen
    mmultanen Posts: 1,029 Member
    mmultanen wrote: »
    @RevGym2 what is your recommendation for avoidance strategies of those who do not take nutrition and fitness as seriously as we? My preferred strategy is to make eye contact, hold up one hand, and clearly and loudly say STOP. YOU ARE NOT BEHAVING IN A MANOR THAT IS CONSISTENT WITH MY LIFESTYLE GOALS. CONFORM OR BE GONE. But I find myself wondering, is there a better way?

    This is perfect but I think you also need to be holding a rosary

    I'm not catholic though. I worry about the afterlife implications of impersonating a person of faith.
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  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    mmultanen wrote: »
    @RevGym2 what is your recommendation for avoidance strategies of those who do not take nutrition and fitness as seriously as we? My preferred strategy is to make eye contact, hold up one hand, and clearly and loudly say STOP. YOU ARE NOT BEHAVING IN A MANOR THAT IS CONSISTENT WITH MY LIFESTYLE GOALS. CONFORM OR BE GONE. But I find myself wondering, is there a better way?

    This is perfect but I think you also need to be holding a rosary

    Yeah but look at this from a broader view, when should someone NOT be holding a rosary?!?

    Apparently when you're worried about the afterlife implications of impersonating a person of faith



    Yeahhh, I read that too. Dangit. I'm gonna need a new plan.
  • mmultanen
    mmultanen Posts: 1,029 Member
    I'm thinking that perhaps, I'll keep a bottle of organic, fresh from the spring mineral water with me at all times and "cleanse" people who are not keeping with our nutrition and fitness goals.

    Glass bottle, obviously.
  • mmultanen
    mmultanen Posts: 1,029 Member
    It's a known fact that ACV attracts people who take nutrition and fitness seriously. Good call @iMago.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    I was with you except for 2 & 6.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    thanks for the reminders rev! gonna mix me up some ACV and bath salts later and see where the weekend takes me

    The last guy I saw on bath salts pulled out his own teeth with his fingers.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    thanks for the reminders rev! gonna mix me up some ACV and bath salts later and see where the weekend takes me

    The last guy I saw on bath salts pulled out his own teeth with his fingers.

    "hey everyone! hate those dental visits? time to get your cavities defeated and your mind yeeted! try Bragg's new Apple Cider Vinegar and Bath Salt cocktail, coming soon to an emergency room near you!"

    im sold

    No advertisements please!

    I just hope you end the weekend with your teeth. 😁
  • 50shadesofmeh
    50shadesofmeh Posts: 43 Member
    edited September 2019
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    thanks for the reminders rev! gonna mix me up some ACV and bath salts later and see where the weekend takes me

    The last guy I saw on bath salts pulled out his own teeth with his fingers.

    He musta had a fierce grip.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    thanks for the reminders rev! gonna mix me up some ACV and bath salts later and see where the weekend takes me

    The last guy I saw on bath salts pulled out his own teeth with his fingers.

    He musta had a fierce grip.

    Yeah that’s that adrenaline. I didn’t even know it was possible....
  • CoffeeAndContour
    CoffeeAndContour Posts: 1,466 Member
    It’s supposed to rain here all weekend, so I’m actually just going to order pizza and binge watch Stephen King films. I’ll try your recommendations another time.
  • estepicursor
    estepicursor Posts: 500 Member
    Ok, but frankly I'm not sure I'll have time for all this. I had a weekend planned of curling up in the fetal position wondering where my life went wrong. :smile:
  • mmultanen
    mmultanen Posts: 1,029 Member
    Ok, but frankly I'm not sure I'll have time for all this. I had a weekend planned of curling up in the fetal position wondering where my life went wrong. :smile:

    OMG ME TOO!
  • RevGym2
    RevGym2 Posts: 252 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    I was with you except for 2 & 6.

    This saddens me. It’s obvious you don’t take me or this site seriously. We’re here to help you be better. The world needs you to be better.

    Let me be that person for you!
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    RevGym2 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    I was with you except for 2 & 6.

    This saddens me. It’s obvious you don’t take me or this site seriously. We’re here to help you be better. The world needs you to be better.

    Let me be that person for you!

    But I like carbs. I eat so much fruit that I should be a fruit!

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    RevGym2 wrote: »
    1. Drink plenty of water and some whiskey and or wine
    2. Limit your carbs intake to potatoes mostly and eat healthy protein
    3. Walk at least 5 miles
    4. Think positive thoughts
    5. Avoid people who do not take nutrition and fitness seriously
    6. Align yourself with more people like me
    7. Rainbows and sunshine, after sleeping in!


    Do-able!!

    👍 perfect.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    edited September 2019
    This weekend I'm electing myself to the position of Mayor of sofa city. Upon my throne...the aptly named..."Lazy Boy" .
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Sex booze and RocknRoll.... 😁
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Sex booze and RocknRoll.... 😁

    Helloooo😁
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